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    As the district witch for a rural mountain, Hoseok has a lot on his plate—fielding requests from the local council, making sure his three apprentices don’t kill themselves or each other, and, when he gets a spare moment, trying to solve the mystery of why a freak earthquake almost destroyed the mountain four years ago.

    Oh, and Kim Seokjin wants to take him out for a drink.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something?

    “Are you feeling okay, Hobari?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused.

    Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing.

    (Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes wont to do, spring forth.)

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    15 Aug 2025

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    It’s been two weeks. Hoseok has managed to survive two weeks of Kim Namjoon’s progressively darkening thighs and his cheek craters and his swooshy hair and that stupid laugh he does that makes him sound like a bleating sheep.

    Yoongi looks over his shoulder. Stares. Slowly draws his gaze back to Hoseok. “Are we discussing the same man who tried to brush his teeth with sunscreen yesterday?”

    “Ew, he did that?”

    “Your voice says that’s disgusting but your face says you’re enamored.”

    Hoseok presses his palms against his eyes until he sees colored spots. “Make it stop, hyung.”

     

    (Or: Hoseok works at a summer resort and Namjoon is the newest lifeguard. Chaos ensues.)

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Shouta didn’t know whether it was the drinking, the lingering guilt, or the way Yamada’s mouth was slightly pulled down at the corners, but he suddenly felt convinced that he was going to be the one to solve his problems.

    "Mic," he said abruptly. "What are you doing on Sunday?"

    "Huh?" Yamada stumbled a little as he jerked in surprise at this sudden shattering of the silence. "I've got a guest appearance on an early morning radio show, but nothing after that. Why?"

    Shouta sighed, already regretting his next words. "Keep the day free. I'm going to take you somewhere."

    When Yamada turns up to work one morning looking uncharacteristically miserable, Shouta decides to take matters into his own hands and figure out a way to cheer him up. In a bid to be a better friend, he arranges for them to spend more time together - and while Shouta is busy worrying about Yamada's emotions, his own feelings begin to change, too.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Kim Seokjin loves acting. That's what they'll put in his obituary, probably, right after his family details, because that's the only thing that matters about him. That, and that he's gay, and that his temper snapped one time and ruined his entire career before it had a chance to be what he knows it could have become.

    His last chance to prove himself comes in the form of a reality TV show, a Bachelor-style outing that will show he still has the softness to be a romantic lead. And it's embarrassing, and messy, and full of quirky guys and their weird habits and fame-seeking and secret agendas that he doesn't have the energy to deal with. But it's just a job, and Seokjin never turns down a chance when it's offered, and the biggest comfort of playing the starring role on Destined Hearts is that Seokjin knows his own heart will never be destined for anything but the screen.

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    13 Jun 2025