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    "'What I’m about to say is going to change everything you think,' Adrian said. He focused on Rose and Dimitri. 'You two in particular are about to get your worlds rocked.'" — The Ruby Circle

    They deal with news in their own way, and neither of them do it in a way a psychologist would consider "healthy".

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    It was a truth universally acknowledged that an angel in possession of no memory must be in want of a wife.

    No, that was the wrong book. The wrong line. Aziraphale frowned.

    “What,” the gentleman before him asked, “and I mean what, are you doing here?”

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    Or, two years after things fall apart, Aziraphale shows up at Crowley's doorstep without his memories. The easy part is getting it back, the hard part is getting them back together.

    (Update: now featuring a cover by the wonderful @ineffableclassics!)

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    29 May 2025

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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    29 May 2025

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    “Your mum’s been texting me.”

    Charlie can just about make out Nick’s bemused expression over his shitty student halls wifi connection. “She’s been doing what?”

    In the days after Nick goes to university, Sarah Nelson looks after Charlie like he's her own.

    (A collection of stories about found family, empty nests, house keys and Nick, Charlie and Sarah).

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    16 Aug 2023

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    AH/AU/OOC Rose starts a journey to become a mother. She's not supposed to keep it, but this baby is going to mean more than she knows.
    Mature Content Warning.

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    15 Oct 2022

  5. Rec 8

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    This is the created language dialogue from first season of Peacock's Vampire Academy. (Please note: This work contains spoilers for season 1 of Vampire Academy.)

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    10 Oct 2022