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Hermione Granger is Draco Malfoy’s most devoted shadow—cataloguing his every smile, redirecting every threat, collecting every scrap of him she can touch. Draco is blissfully happy, clingy, and completely oblivious to the quiet storm she keeps at bay.
Or: where Hermione is the psycho simp and Draco is the golden retriever boyfriend who just wants head pats and cinnamon biscuits.
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Draco Malfoy adopts a cat over the summer and becomes a little unhinged about it. Hermione Granger finds it devastatingly attractive.
Featuring: matching outfits, emotional support animals, slow-burn healing, and a cat who refuses to let two idiots avoid falling in love.
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Post-war healing, ridiculous cat dad behavior, and a very determined kneazle who has opinions about fate. -
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Mob boss Draco Malfoy is terrifying to everyone except his oblivious, adorable girlfriend Hermione — who bakes heart-shaped cookies, reads during “meetings,” and never once questions the blood on his knuckles.
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How Draco Malfoy and His Three-Year-Old Courted Hermione Granger by parmesanjello
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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One favor, one afternoon, one devastatingly sweet child later, and Hermione finds herself falling not just for Draco, but also for his adorable son, Scorpius.
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Mutual pining, domestic fluff, and cinnamon roll Scorpius. -
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Hermione sends nudes to the wrong number. The stranger who answers turns out to be exactly what she's been missing.
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When Hermione's long-distance boyfriend ghosts her without a word, she decides to try again with some daring photos—only to send them to the completely wrong number.
The man on the other end doesn't tell her she's made a mistake.
He calls her princess. He calls himself Daddy. He knows exactly what she needs.