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Double Date by acernor for beelzebaozi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2023
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“She doesn’t like you like that,” comes Luo Binghe’s voice, so irritating that Liu Qingge’s face sours up like they’ve bitten a lemon. They direct a wintry glare at Luo Binghe, whose chair has been scooted as close to Shen Yuan’s empty one as possible in her momentary absence. Luo Binghe smiles beatifically at them, drawing her finger slowly in a circle around the rim of Shen Yuan’s finished drink- then raising it to her mouth and sucking the lingering wetness off her finger, pulling it out with a graphic pop.
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one night and one more time by beta_babelfish
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2025
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When the dust settles, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are together.
Liu Qingge knows this, and he tells himself he accepts it. But he cannot forget what happened during those five years Shen Qingqiu was dead, no matter how much Luo Binghe wants to pretend it never happened.
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06 Jan 2026
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Courtship Procedures by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Sep 2025
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“Qinghua often reminds me that violence does not mean the same thing for humans as it does for demons. When humans court, they give gifts and recite poems and spend time in each other’s presence. When demons court…” Mobei-Jun met his eye. “They fight.”
Luo Binghe stared at him.
“…Junshang spent approximately five years constantly fighting that one peak lord.”
Luo Binghe’s eyebrow started twitching, and he lifted a hand to press against it. “So you’re telling me,” he said, “that when I was beating that brute to keep him from stealing Shizun’s body…” He inhaled deeply, then let out the breath in a rushed exhale. “Everyone in the Demon Realm thought that we were…courting?”
“Yes.”
“Get out.”
Mobei-Jun got out.
Years after winning Shen Qingqiu’s hand in marriage, Luo Binghe starts being inundated with questions from demons about his “second wife.” What second wife?! The only wife he needs is Shizun! And on top of that, he would certainly never court Liu-fucking-Qingge!
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06 Jan 2026
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2 perspectives on one incident: Izuna using a forbidden jutsu to bond his chakra to a stranger (Tobirama).
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06 Dec 2022
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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26 Sep 2022
