pashenka
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hi I haven't written anything since I was in high school, but I was binge watching House and couldn't stop myself. Quarantine hath taken another soul.
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House and Wilson share an intimate moment, the likes of which Wilson had never seen before in their three year relationship. It drives Wilson to realize he wants to marry House, but of course it's never that easy, is it? -
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The Enterprise crew left Starfleet and made their own Court of Miracles in space- and they need your help, whether they know it or not.
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*EDIT* THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER IS HORRIBLY LATE BUT ALMOST FINISHED, HEADS UP IT IS 1/2 OF THE WORDS THAT I ALREADY HAVE POSTED AKA ITS LONG AS BALL SO GIMME SOME SLACK ILY*
Jim likes rugby, Spock likes dancing. Misunderstandings will always happen between these two in any universe it seems, but I promise this will be fun! High School AU, because the world could always use another one of those. Spock is going to a new school, but thanks to a bully he finds a new friend in rugby captain Jim Kirk. Hikaru and Leonard act as matchmakers, Pavel is Tiny, and Nyota is done with everyone except maybe her girlfriend. Gaila and Scotty are there too! Focused on Jim and Spock's relationship, just a fic about the crew living their lives in high school. -
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Preview: “Come on, Spock, I know you hobgoblins have a song or two for you to whip out!!” Bones insisted.
Spock and the crew are drinking. Spock sings a song. Jim is enraptured. Short, sweet, written in an hour instead of studying for my English exam tomorrow. Please enjoy!
Based off the song Taro by Alt-j I highly recommend it!!!
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The alternate working title is 5 little moments that made Spock fall for Kirk and the 1 time he did something about it. (but the official title is a bit more dramatic, don't you think?)
anyways I have a weakness for 5+1 fics and I have been wanting to do something Spirky so uh,,, here we go?
If you see mistakes please let me know but be gentle I tried
These will mostly be short and maybe ooc bc it is really hard to write I'M SORRY but please enjoy aaa
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Throughout his life, Bilbo has heard the story of the black dragon that resides in Erebor. He shares the tale often with the fauntlings of the Shire, not that he ever really believed it. Gandalf the Wizard has other ideas about that story and has plans to make Bilbo a part of it.
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16 Feb 2026
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Idiots and Idioms by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2026
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It's difficult learning a new language. Especially when in the company of a dozen mischievous dwarves who are determined to amuse themselves at a poor hobbit's expense.
Or, Kili and Fili are going to get Bilbo and Thorin together, come hell or highwater.
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10 Feb 2026
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Tales of Forges and First Meetings by lorelai_walker, pixiefeverangeldust
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Feb 2026
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Thorin is a traveling blacksmith, wandering the lands around Ered Luin for work when he finds his way to Hobbiton. Only expecting to find work, he instead finds a strange Hobbit deadset on inviting him for tea. What was meant to be a simple season working his trade turns into so much more.
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09 Feb 2026
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A Hobbit Engagement by all_things_hobbit
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jan 2026
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Almost two years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin asks Bilbo to return to the mountain with the excuse of needing a "Hobbit-Dwarf Relations Advisor." What that entails, the king has no clue, but he is willing to make up a fake title and job just to get the chance to make amends with the hobbit and, in time, make his deep affections known. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo is already madly in love with him. Through a series of ridiculous cultural miscommunications, Bilbo finds himself engaged to the King Under the Mountain, while at the same time, Thorin is heartbroken that the hobbit, his heart's desire, has found love in another.
~ A subverted version of the "Bilbo is married/engaged to Thorin in the ways of dwarves and doesn't know it" trope. Inspired by the omitted information from The Hobbit that reads, "curious habit in [hobbit] weddings. They kept it (always officially and very often actually) a dead secret for years who they were going to marry, even when they knew. Then they suddenly went and got married and went off without an address for a week or two (or even longer)." ~
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05 Feb 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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22 Jan 2026