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If You Don’t Take Inspiration From Your Own Life, Someone Else Will Take It for You by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Oct 2025
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Gintoki is going to get over Hijikata—eventually. It's going to be difficult, though, if Hijikata can undo a month of progress just by showing up, looking irresistible as ever. Wait, and now he's actually trying to win Gintoki back?!
Never mind. He's never getting over him.
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Life Is an Open Window You Can Crawl Through as Many Times as You Want, but Eventually You Might Get Stuck Halfway in and We All Know What Happens Then by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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Something went down a few months ago. Gintoki's been avoiding Hijikata ever since, but who knows what might happen if he saw him after a few drinks? Gintoki definitely hasn't been spending his nights out drinking at local bars, hoping for one such encounter...
—since the incident! He latched onto the thought desperately, like a man swallowing his final gasps of air. Ever since then, it was possible that, maybe, Hijikata had been different! Gintoki had worked so hard on avoiding him that it was difficult to say, but that one time they had bumped into each other at the supermarket and Hijikata had given him a heavy, unreadable look and then tossed a pack of condoms into Gintoki’s basket was very suspicious in retrospect!
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Train a Man Like a Dog and He’ll Never Leave, but Be Careful, He Might Like It Too Much by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Hijikata is exposed to a unique aphrodisiac and somehow Gintoki gets stuck looking after him until he recovers. The Shinsengumi better be paying him, because this is truly back-breaking labor—with absolutely no personal gratification of any sort!
Gintoki counted on his fingers. “First, it makes my dick hard, and second, it’s like a disguise. I don’t think you want to be recognized with me in the places we’re going. And third, it makes my dick hard—oh, one and three are different, just so you know. One is because you’ll look cute and sexy and three is because you’re going to be humiliated—”
“You’re a bastard,” Hijikata interrupted. “I’m not doing it.”
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There’s No Such Thing as a Free Dessert and if Someone Says There Is They Mean You’re the Dessert for a Pack of Horny Aliens and Also It Still Isn’t Free by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2025
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Gintoki only had to be drugged up, fucked out, and orgasm denied before he could admit to himself that Hijikata could kind of get it—and Gintoki wanted to let him have it.
“Drop the strawberry!” a deep voice bellowed.
Gintoki’s mouth twitched, but he wasn’t sure why. It could be funny, maybe, somewhere far away where it wasn’t his ruined asshole being violated by his favorite fruit.
He felt the second strawberry sink past his rim. His hole swallowed it easily. There goes the evidence, he thought deliriously.
“Not into him, you bastard!”
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While in Castrum Kremnos with Mydei and Caelus, Phainon makes a mistake. Mydei will be the one to pay for it.
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tojigumi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
16 Aug 2021
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gofushi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 Aug 2021
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Stunning views. Luxurious accommodations. No neighbors to complain about the noise.
Two years into their life as monster hunters, Wyll and Astarion take a much-needed vacation in the recently-vacated mountaintop lair of the lich they just (re-)killed. They also steal all of his stuff and do an elaborate sexual roleplay in his (un-)living room to work out some of their Issues.
It’s kind of sort of like therapy, except with the other kind of CBT.
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05 Feb 2026
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Sit, Stay, Roll Over by noodlefrog for RosePetals9001
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Dec 2025
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“I don’t… see how that will fix it,” Wyll admits.
“Because I know you.” Shadowheart says it like it is simple. Like this is a given. “When you find something to blame yourself over, you don’t stop worrying about it until someone either scolds you or forgives you.”
Sometimes, Wyll manages to forget that Shadowheart trained for decades in the art of prying secrets from people and discovering painful weaknesses to exploit.
Wyll seems to have accidentally trained Astarion to be sweet in exchange for snacks and praise… which, he’s sure, must be some kind of unforgivable breach of trust. Thankfully, some of his best friends know a thing or two about brainwashing. Who better than an ex-Sharran and an ex-Bhaalist to help him deprogram his fiance?
Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
03 Feb 2026
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Safe Words and Other Fake Things That Aren’t Real by noodlefrog
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Sep 2024
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Apparently, the Blade of Frontiers wants romance, not casual sex. Astarion devises a simple plan: steal the erotic novels Wyll keeps hidden in his tent, study up on what makes the man tick, and seduce himself a monster hunter. What could go wrong?
Or: Astarion accidentally discovers the wonderful world of monsterfucker erotica.
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01 Feb 2026
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“Let me help you,” Astarion says. His breath is a cold ghost on Wyll’s skin, oddly steadying. “Just this once, Wyll, why don’t you let yourself indulge?”
Real Summary: Astarion finds a way to make an awkward situation into an opportunity for seduction. Wyll finds a way to make a seduction opportunity into a romantic experience.
Joke Summary: Astarion: "The only person allowed to be miserable about sex is me, Wyll, what are you even doing."
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- Part 1 of a little self-indulgence
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26 Jan 2026
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“Words are cheap, darling,” Astarion says with a roll of his eyes. “If you want to impress me, best stick to more tangible things.”
Wyll writes a poem. (With apologies to
WyllyamShakespeare.)Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
22 Jan 2026