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your kiss and i will surrender by vampiratecore for Tired_Lazarus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Dec 2025
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To be honest, Ed was surprised by Izzy’s insistence on her learning the proper techniques in the first place, feeling more like a navy recruit than a bloodthirsty pirate. She was kind of relieved to know there was more to Izzy’s skill she was willing to share than just the boring drills Ed could’ve gotten by sneaking into a posh boarding school’s gymnasium.
“What’s the difference, then? How do I really fight?” Ed threw the waterskin onto a pile of coiled ropes next to the mast. She shook her hands out again. “What’s your big secret, Izzy Hands?”- Language:
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29 Dec 2025
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The prison cell smelled like an omega.
Which was completely impossible. The only people here were the crew of The Revenge, and even Lucius knew that you didn’t sail with anything except betas.
Evidently, whoever it was had put a lot of effort into hiding it.
In which Izzy, Edward, and Stede scandalize the English Navy with six impossible things before breakfast, and Lucius learns the best-kept secret of the Caribbean.
Or, putting the “non-traditional” in “non-traditional alpha/beta/omega dynamics.”
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25 Dec 2025
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They're on the run, post the Republic, but they're happy. They're together. They have their crew. There's nothing that Ed and Stede want, except…
In the sticky cooldown, Ed says, hesitantly, “Do we want to talk about the Izzy thing?”
“What?” Stede says, because his brain is thrumming pleasantly and it takes him a second to process Ed’s words.
Then, “No.” A quick denial, heart thudding. “What thi—“ Then stops. “No.”
“Stede.”
Stede and Ed want Izzy, but they want to do it properly. As he deserves. A 5+1 of Georgian courting rituals: Five Times Ed and Stede Court Izzy, and One Time He Courts Back.
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12 Dec 2025
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case #0171210: siren's call by florence_after_midnight, Hyaha
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Oct 2025
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Statement of Edward Teach, regarding some behavioural changes in his husband.
Izzy was looking out at the sea, and this time, it looked… painful. His neck was bent at this angle—not unnatural, that wasn’t it, but it looked like the sort of position that’d give you a stiff neck if you kept it up for too long. And he’s in his fifties, so… His hands, too, were still hovering above the keyboard. Like he was frozen mid-motion. Like someone took a photo of him and he just stayed that way.
Looking back, I’m not sure he was even breathing.Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
10 Nov 2025
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The thing was, right, that "could be" in a hypothetical sense was different than "could be" in real life. Hypothetically, sure: Izzy had one set of bits, Ed and Stede had another. Sometimes, hypothetically, you put those bits together and, given time to cook, the end result was a tiny little squalling human. But hypothetically was different than real life, because Ed and Iz had been fucking since they found out what fucking was. In all that time they’d never, not once, ended up with a baby.
I hate the "unplanned pregnancy heals the relationship" trope. This fic is about that.
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10 Nov 2025