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    He drops the few items he’s holding, starting to formulate a plan better than narcing on Ilya for leaving his underwear on the floor.

    He remembers their squabble a few months ago. Remembers how quickly Ilya folded at the first sight of his freckle-free skin. Remembers how fucking hot the sex was after.

    And it worked, too. 

    Who says old dogs can’t learn new tricks?

    Or: Shane needs to prove another point and uses his glasses to his advantage

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    He nuzzles closer, desperate for… something. For more. Ilya lolls his tongue out to lick at the side of his neck rhythmically. Over and over. Waiting for the reproof. Instead, Shane allows it, only letting out an amused huff as Ilya laps at him dumbly. So he works his way up, sticking his tongue in his ear, just to see what he’ll do. Shane jerks, the spatula flinging a few egg particles on to the counter.

    “Stop it, you aren’t a dog,” Shane mumbles, voice still rough from sleep.

    Ilya giggles, belly tightening. Pleased for some reason. Happy to get a reaction.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    “You like it, right?” Shane whispered against his lips.

    “Hm?” Ilya tried hard to focus on Shane’s words but Shane felt too good, the pressure of his ass on Ilya’s crotch too maddeningly distracting.

    Shane leaned in so that his mouth was now right on Ilya’s ear, stilling his movements. “I said,” he breathed hotly, “you like it? Being my dog?”

    And this was new. The words sent an electric shock down Ilya’s spine, making him involuntarily thrust up into Shane. Ilya swallowed, closing his eyes and nodding furiously, as Shane nibbled on his ear lobe and sucked sweetly at the skin there.

    “Speak,” Shane said simply, the same tone he used when talking to Chiron or Anya. When talking to dogs.

    “Fuck,” Ilya choked out. “Yes, da, yes, I like being your dog.”

    or, Ilya discovers a new kink about himself.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Ilya’s blood has always run hotter than Shane's.

    Or: Yay Hollanov free use! Everybody cheered!

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    03 Feb 2026