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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    THIS FIC IS ABANDONED.

    Instead, go read the rewrite: turn over the given hand and find the card pointing hand

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Oh my gods
    The feelings

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    "If there is one thing that was constant about the commune, it was that it was forever changing. Constancy was non-existent with such an existence as theirs. Oh, and there was also the fact that they were all slaves."

    When the Antarctic Empire fell twenty years ago, none of the reports mentioned the fates of the once-renowned leaders of the infamous faction. Some suspected a cover-up and nefarious government dealings, but no on went poking around. Perhaps they should have, but Technoblade is content with the life he lives now, trading in his prowess in battle to protect the commune and ensure a safe space those that reside in it. However, when the man he presumed dead reappears in his life, what is he meant to do? The years have not been kind to either party, and it is a test to find out if the time is enough to irreparably damage what had once been held.

    (YES this is a rewrite of a much older fic. The author's notes explain.)

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    02 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh

    Oh, Phil...

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh-

    THUNK

    Technoblade whips back around, and-

    “Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.”

    Jackdaw.

    The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles.

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    Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Villain tattooed Philza??? OMG I never needed anything more in my life

    Your honour, they're in love

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    What’s better than watching a more-than-slightly-unhinged man get his revenge? Helping him, of course!

    After twenty-odd years of trying to get home, a man who gives only the name ‘Phil’ forms an agreement with the almost-stranger who makes terrible pies in his former bakery. His new friend, Technoblade, is more than willing to lend a hand and be a bloody sword.

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    14 Oct 2025

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    This

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    The brother who he saw come home from school every day stood in front of him. The one he saw refused to eat broccoli because it made his stomach feel weird. The one he went to a funeral for two months after he went missing. The one who he had nightmares about him dying for weeks as each unfavorable situation he could've possibly ended up in ran through his mind. The one he had nightmares about dying even now.

    And yet, eight years later, here stood Wilbur Soot.

    Definitely not fucking dead.

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    Or: Wilbur and Tommy are demigod children of zeus, except Wilbur had to leave home and stay at camp half-blood, making his family think hes dead, only for Tommy to find him there eight years later. Shit hits the fan.

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    02 Nov 2024

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    OOOOOOOOHOOOOHHHHH
    OHHH
    OOOHMAH
    WAIT
    THAT'S ACTUALLY AMAZING WTF
    WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS SOONER

    PERCY JACKSON SBI HYPERFIXATION TRAIN INCOMING
    ALL ABOARD