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Ash has his period for the first time in a while. Eiji takes care of him.
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Harry recieves a letter from Gringotts about a time sensitive contract. But what does that have to do with Draco Malfoy?
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“The first three were all former foster parents of Andrew.” Piggins continued, unable to take a hint from the frosty office he’d admitted these things too.
“No.” Aaron panicked, staring at Andrew in disbelief. “Andrew has never been…!”
Wymack shifted his weight on the filing cabinet, reaching down to grab his trash can and passing it across Andrew in time for Aaron to grab it and spew a cascade of vile liquid into it, while Andrew pushed his chair onto its back legs and avoided all eye contact with those in the cramped office.
Andrew knew who did this.
The only person who had ever willingly gone to bat for him. A person he had mistakenly believed to be dead long ago; this was proof to the contrary. Except… Except that there was one name missing.
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A prompt from Justthislazy, based on my original Lifeline, that I just had to pick up and run with.
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even in the tremor by sinshine
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
24 May 2024
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Harrow kept her eyes on the horizon. "Do I disappoint you, honored wife?"
Gideon was starting to think that 'honored wife' was a placeholder for 'fucking asshole' or something similar. "Not at all. I think more girls should aspire to be gremlins when they grow up."
[God has been absent for centuries and BoE conquers the Houses. To solidify their claim, they have the daughter of Commander Wake marry one of the House officials.]
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An Orphan Generation Of Elephants by hyperfixity
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jun 2022
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Harrowhark, who Gideon had always assumed had despised her for her loud, unapologetically weird gender stuff, and who was now a fucking girl, the hypocritical little shit.
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Gideon's finally got her life on track. She's transitioned, she has people she can rely on, and she's gotten into University. And then an awful, terrible, no good hate-goblin from her past reappears and throws her through a loop by also having transitioned.
Harrow has her work, her life's purpose, and no time for distractions. She also has her secrets, and no intention to share them with anyone. And then the execrable Gideon Nav blunders back into her life and threatens calamity.
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14 May 2026
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“His neighbor's apartment felt so far away as if it was all the way across the universe and Neil fought the temptation to rip the sign down before his neighbor even had a chance to respond. He pushed down his bubbling anxiety and ignored Matt's messy scrawl.
What is the orange cat called?”
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5 times Neil saw his neighbor's cat in the window & the 1 time he met it.
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04 May 2026
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Aaron Minyard vs his brother, the world, and most of all, Neil fucking Josten.
(5000+ words of Aaron coming to terms with the fact that Neil can tell him and Andrew apart, and all that that entails)
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03 May 2026