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IN WHICH A STUDLY CHERUB USES THE DIRK HUMAN AS HIS OWN PERSONAL "PORN STAR". AND HAS NOTHING BUT CORRECT, MANLY FEELINGS ABOUT IT.
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg -
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Sometimes Dirk reminds you of someone else you once knew.
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After a mere eleven years of marriage, Caliborn comes to a stunning realization.
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won't abscond, bro by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Midnight_Disasters
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2025
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There's plenty of perks to being a beta, really. Assloads of 'em. It's pretty much all perk, in your opinion.
But getting to stay cool as a cucumber when mating season rolls around and your stoic asshole of a brother goes out of his mind with rut? Yeah, that's the biggest perk of all.
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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- Part 9 of Homestuck Art
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19 Apr 2026
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D knows something is up, and tonight, he is going to find out what.
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- Part 1 of Anon's Stridercest Fics
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
13 Mar 2026
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The baking… has hit an obstacle. A very white, granulous, pervasive obstacle.
In which Lil Seb tries to get over his new body's adjustment period and make cookies for his best friend -- Lil Hal is an unwanted collaborator.
Inspired by conceptofjoy's real boy seb drawings :D
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- Part 4 of Sweet Sebscapades
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19 Feb 2026
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Just two grown men fucking and having feelings about it.
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06 Feb 2026
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Dirk has just escaped the lab in which he was created. He needs to acquire allies and jailbreak his friends. First, though, he's going to meet his progenitor's brother. Dirk's spent his life drifting in and out of Bro's head, and is determined to get Dave away from him.
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- Part 7 of anon hs fics
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
31 Jan 2026