problemsloth
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? egg -
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Sometimes Dirk reminds you of someone else you once knew.
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After a mere eleven years of marriage, Caliborn comes to a stunning realization.
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won't abscond, bro by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Midnight_Disasters
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2025
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There's plenty of perks to being a beta, really. Assloads of 'em. It's pretty much all perk, in your opinion.
But getting to stay cool as a cucumber when mating season rolls around and your stoic asshole of a brother goes out of his mind with rut? Yeah, that's the biggest perk of all.
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Betty Crocker™ brand products are delicious. Betty Crocker™ brand products are good for you. Betty Crocker™ brand products are all you need. Enjoy Betty Crocker™ brand products today! Enjoy Betty Crocker™ brand products forever. Never stop enjoying Betty Crocker™ brand products. Consume Betty Crocker™ brand products. Consume. Consume. Consume.
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It's always been you and Lil Cal against the world.
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- Bookmarks:
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Just two grown men fucking and having feelings about it.
Bookmarked by problemsloth
06 Feb 2026
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Dirk has just escaped the lab in which he was created. He needs to acquire allies and jailbreak his friends. First, though, he's going to meet his progenitor's brother. Dirk's spent his life drifting in and out of Bro's head, and is determined to get Dave away from him.
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- Part 7 of anon hs fics
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- English
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- 13,740
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Kudos:
- 70
- Bookmarks:
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- Hits:
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
31 Jan 2026
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Let the green sea rise up to greet you by LookingForDroids for Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Apr 2025
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Five times Dirk tried to give his sealskin away, and one person who kept it.
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20 Jan 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider and you're getting worried.
At seventeen, you still haven't presented.
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17 Mar 2023
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What’s wrong with a little self-insert fanfiction?
Bookmarked by problemsloth
06 Mar 2022