queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
09 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
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Sanji gets a lot of gifts from the Okamas at Momoiro Island, but the one he had been reluctant to wear was *that* apron, but needs must when the other aprons he hung on the galley door got damaged by Luffy's disastrous cooking attempt. Seriously, why did that rubber-brained idiot have to try and cook something for Otama, as sweet as the gesture and her smile was?!
Series
- Part 2 of Drabbles
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10 Jan 2026
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The camera shot opens with a rustle of clothes, caught by the microphones clipped to their collars, as two people settle down opposite each other into the seats pulled out for them in the middle of the set. There’s a table in between, small but just wide enough for a pile of what looks like index cards and two bottles of hard liquor, lined up in a row with the labels facing the camera and the glass glinting under lights. There’s even two shot glasses neatly placed in front of them, along with two large glasses of what seems like juice to act as chasers.
Jaunty music starts playing. Someone’s voice-over. ‘So, do you know what you’re here today for?’
Zoro blinks at the camera, unimpressed. ‘To drink, I hope.’
Sanji snorts. ‘The whole point is to have to avoid drinking, dumbass.’
Three couples play "Truth or Drink". It goes as badly, or as well, as you would expect.
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10 Jan 2026
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He’d eaten Sanji’s food, trampled and dirty and rotten though it had been. And Sanji knows that he would follow him anywhere.
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- Part 2 of and around the sun, we stand
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10 Jan 2026
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The man who just entered moves, slowly and purposefully, as though demanding everybody’s attention be on him, until he stops right in the middle of the restaurant, in front of where Zeff is.
Zeff eyes him over his food. ‘To what do I owe this visit,’ Zeff says mildly, ‘Vinsmoke Judge?’
Across from him, the militant monarch of the Germa Kingdom takes a seat.
Judge thinks that Sanji is a failure of a son. Zeff doesn't think that much of Judge at all.
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10 Jan 2026
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Modern AU ZS, changing POV.
- Words:
- 11,673
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
09 Jan 2026