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Ghost wakes up early so that he can have some time to himself to prepare for the busy day ahead of him. His moment of peace is ruined by his own hand and impulsive yearning for a certain sergeant.
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I Will Wait, ‘Cause I’m Already Home by ratblaster, WhosGinger
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
18 Feb 2024
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Ghost tacks his mark to a small, cozy tavern at the edge of the city where he meets an odd barkeep. Served one of the worst drinks he's ever had in his life, he leaves not expecting to ever go back. But for some reason he's constantly finding himself seated at his Soap's bar. It's not for the drinks that's for certain. But then he realizes, oh no.... he's attracted to the barkeep??
or a story of two idiots who don't realize they have feelings for each other, realize they have feelings for each other.
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Simon spots Johnny at a bar and is instantly infatuated with him. He falls for him hard and fast, and he'll do anything it takes to keep him at his side.
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why are you my remedy? by ratblaster
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
30 Jan 2023
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Megatron thought his battle against the Autobots in Chicago was going to be his last.
But instead of blasted to pieces he's been blasted to the past. Megatron figures he's been given a second chance to win the war, he develops a plan and bids his time but there is one thing for certain that he needs to if he really wants to win.
Optimus.
For the 2023 MegOp Gift Exchange
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The longing of our indifference by Lycoridea, ratblaster
Fandom Call of Duty (Video Games)
24 Sep 2024
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Here is our (mine and rat’s) contribution to the Ghost Soap Equinox event.
I wrote the first chapter in Johnnys POV, rat did the second chapter in Ghosts POV and the third chapter is a combined POV of these two.- Words:
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war.- Language:
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27 Jan 2026
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The Sneeze by TurkeyCat
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Sep 2024
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Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.
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14 Oct 2025
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The Professional Spider-Wranglers by chronicallyill_nephilim
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
12 Feb 2025
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Over the years the Avengers have made a few attempts to recruit Spider-Man to their ranks only to receive a resounding no each time. With Public intrigue growing again it's time for their next try, the only problem with that, Spider-Man is resolutely ignoring their calls. So they call in an outside man to get Spider-Man into a meeting room.
And while most their hopes get dashed the moment the X-Men send them Deadpool for help, Tony has a simply solution.
See as a personal project for himself he hired a photographer, specifically Spider-Man's old photographer Peter Parker. Who just so happens to be in the room when Deadpool shows up.
With Peter's old relationship with Spider-Man and Deadpool's tracking(stalking) skills they'd make a great Spider-Wrangling team.[Or: Peter and Wade are hired to bring in Spider-Man, which works out about as well as you think it will for Peter.]
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08 Oct 2025
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From Hell, With Love by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jun 2025
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Whenever Deadpool comes back from the dead, New York is a little too obsessed with him for a couple of days. Peter’s not a fan.
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Peter paused in the middle of the student union to gape at the streaming footage of Sandman running headlong into a building. It was hard to make heads or tails of the location between the debris floating around and the fact that the cameraman kept panning after Deadpool.
“He’s so dreamy,” Gwen sighed, and Peter’s brow furrowed.
“Deadpool?”
“Yeah,” Gwen said.
Peter swallowed hard and started backing towards the main door. “I’ve gotta go.”Bookmarked by ratblaster
30 Sep 2025
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Angel Of Music by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Aug 2025
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It should hurt, in fact it does, but it's also Wade's hands on him and grabbing him and holding him down and his brain just isn't working right, okay? That must be it – he's blood-dizzy and zoned out on adrenaline, and at the first pass of needle through skin he makes a noise – thick, needy, drawn out. Fingers gripping at the couch cushions until the fabric tears beneath them.
“Hnn… hah.”
“Sorry, Pete, I–” Cutting himself off mid-apology, Wade suddenly looks up at him, and Peter can tell he's making a face even with the mask on. There's a pause. For a second it feels like Wade is staring a hole straight into his stupid, slow brain. Peter's breath comes out hot, heavy, shaky. Then, slowly, with realization: “That wasn't from pain.”
Shaking his head weakly, Peter presses his free hand over his eyes and squeezes at his temples, humiliated. “Sorry,” he mumbles, “I can do it myself if you want.”
AKA
At-home stitches gone sexual SOMEHOW, Peter's a freak and so is Wade (but we all knew that), and once again tagging a fic has made me self-reflect.
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29 Sep 2025