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  1. Summary

    Here is our (mine and rat’s) contribution to the Ghost Soap Equinox event.
    I wrote the first chapter in Johnnys POV, rat did the second chapter in Ghosts POV and the third chapter is a combined POV of these two.

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    Or, When Primus Put Your Hand in Mine, There Weren't Supposed to Be Handcuffs.

    Starscream's on a short road to prison when he meets his sparkmate. Things can only get better from there.

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    14 May 2026

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    Jazz once started a rumor that Sunstreaker is so vain, cold-sparked, and self-involved that he turned on Megatron himself simply to gain access to the Autobot’s superior washracks.

    That rumor spread as designed, like a wildfire through the Autobot ranks, to protect Sunstreaker and his twin, veiling their true origin from the Autobot rank and file in misdirection and need-to-know secrecy.

    The truth is, the cascade of events leading to Sunstreaker’s betrayal of his deep connection to Megatron all started when Decepticon Sideswipe realized something: being an Autobot prisoner made for a fun and relaxing vacation opportunity.

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    11 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Slams glass on the counter. Vortex is on the lost light au because [tv static]. Anyway Ratchet hates that guy

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    06 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    Vortex and First Aid have some fun and ruin some washracks.

    Inspired by this perfect tweet: pet play but the pet is pretending to be an illegally kept alligator living in a bathtub

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    06 May 2026

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    “He’s not gonna figure anything out because there’s not a single circuit firing in that pretty little head of his.”

    Soulmate mark AU in which Swindle takes advantage of their common sparkmate marks to make a mark of Blurr, but then it goes too well.

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    03 May 2026