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  1. Rec 39

    Arda High School Flour Baby Project - As Taught by Gandalf and Bilbo by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms  

    01 May 2023

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    For the fifteen students of Gandalf's Health and Family Class, it's the biggest grading project of the year. Split into co-parenting units, given magic flour sacks that scream and giggle, the teens must cope with unimpressed parents, Arwen's shopping sprees, special needs babies, the LIfetime Movie that is Sigrid's situation, Eowyn's bossy personality and heavy schedules, Gimli's fondness for kitting, (the dwarven version of knitting), Boromir and Frodo being forced to co-parent as a way to work through their issues, and bets being laid on how long Merry and Pip's baby will last. Bilbo runs interference with angry parents and guardians, calls emergency meetings, and bakes.

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    19 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 37

    Paper Hearts by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    06 Mar 2025

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    After the reclamation of Erebor, Legolas meets a young dwarf in a caravan passing through the Greenwood.

    It's hate at first sight.
    Then hate through letters.
    Then...genuine friendship?

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    Chapters:
    9/9
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    08 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 77

    Brothers' Hurt and Elrond's Pains by

    Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    01 Feb 2020

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    These are the stories of Elrond's many pains and trials when Aragorn and Legolas come back from an adventure broken and bleeding. He always has to fix them when they show up half-dead from their wild - and generally idiotic - adventures. The twins help, but Elladan and Elrohir can be evil. A series of scenes from the many times that the elf lord fixes our two troublemakers. This series follows both the book and movie verses, and so can contain continuity errors. Some chapters are sequential, others are just snippets. Don't read too much into any of the plot, just enjoy the usual fluff and funnies, with a bit of real angst in there to keep it interesting.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    28 Jan 2026