14 Works by coldpizza (riddlemedeez)
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the thing with feathers by coldpizza (riddlemedeez)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
03 Feb 2025
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Recently semi-divorced journalist Daniel Molloy embarks on a career in teaching, thinking it'll be good for him. However, many of the requirements of the job prove to be challenging, but one above all: don't fuck the students.
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There's Something About Mark by coldpizza (riddlemedeez), riddlemedeez
Fandoms: Better Call Saul (TV)
20 Oct 2023
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All Nacho wants to do is bide his time and survive until whatever light at the end of the tunnel appears. Then, Lalo starts bringing around a mysterious benefactor, and Nacho's priorities shift.
Oh, yeah. His name is Mark. -
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This is a love story.
This was unavoidable.
There is no other version of this story. -
the unhappiest man alive (cast him into the sea) by coldpizza (riddlemedeez)
Fandoms: Better Call Saul (TV)
05 Jul 2023
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It sounds more like a threat than a promise.
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Howard glances down and chuckles. “I did see it, actually. I woke up almost immediately after I died. Were you asleep all that time?”
Lalo furrows his brows. “How long has it been?”
“About a month.” Lalo huffs. “You must’ve been missing out on some sleep while you were alive.”
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Lalo and Howard in the afterlife.
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Ignacio Varga has a horrible instinct for survival. But he also has a hot boss, so, consider the circumstances.
Nacho, Lalo, and Death.
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Lalo comes to Manuel Varga's door with a bottle of liquor, a smile, and some delicate news.
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This framework was built out of necessity, of course. Instilled into him from a young age, nay, in his veins, inescapable until the blood inevitably drained out of him upon his death. He won’t go peacefully, and he knows that.
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Lalo Salamanca experiences feelings (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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- Part 2 of give 'em something for the ages
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portrait of a man losing his mind by coldpizza (riddlemedeez)
Fandoms: Better Call Saul (TV)
29 Mar 2023
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How To Fill The Gaping Hole In Your Psyche With Gay Sex: A Guide, as told by Howard Hamlin
Yes, he had more than a piece missing.
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- Part 1 of give 'em something for the ages
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"To be desired is perhaps the closest anyone in this life can reach to feeling immortal."
Howard needed a change of scenery. Lalo needed information. Where are both of them going to get it? Paris.
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twin flame bruise by coldpizza (riddlemedeez), riddlemedeez
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
22 Aug 2022
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“I’m so tired, Edward,” he mumbled. “I’m so tired of everyone but you.”
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- Part 3 of all too well
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It's Hanukkah, and its nowhere near the most important Jewish holiday, but the snow makes you want to tell people how you feel. Right?
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just between us by coldpizza (riddlemedeez), riddlemedeez
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
04 Apr 2022
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I did say I'm not ashamed, didn't I?
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- Part 2 of all too well
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maim you (all too well) by coldpizza (riddlemedeez), riddlemedeez
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
23 Mar 2022
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I'm looking in the eyes of a killer.
Does it feel good?
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- Part 1 of all too well