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Wanted: Feet Pics $100/Pic by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
24 Jan 2026
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After leaving his ex-girlfriend Bea, and taking her award winning cat with him, Carl is understandably low on funds. His savings wiped out in order to pay for Donut, he stumbles upon a personal ad that might be able to help him.
He’s going to have to get a little uncomfortable. But hey, it’s just foot pictures, right? What’s the big deal?As time goes on, and with a newly discovered little brother to add to the mix, keeping the two lives separated starts to become more difficult. And Foot Guy's requests are only getting weirder. But that's okay. If he gets too weird, Carl can always just block him.
Right?
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- Part 1 of Foot-Photo-Funtime!
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Lickanthropy by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
26 May 2025
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It's the eighth floor, and Carl is trying very hard not to get sucked in to yet another fucked up sex dream. In fact, he's willing to go to some dangerous lengths to avoid it.
The AI, however, does not tolerate disobedience in its pet. It will teach Carl this lesson, one way or another.
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- Part 4 of Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI
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Pork Boy by firebuffalo, rockwarbler
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Apr 2025
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How the Maestro became Carl's naughty little piggy
AKA a text version of the infamous Pork Boy snick
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fly in the ointment, monkey in the wrench by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
08 Jan 2025
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MAJOR BOOK 7 SPOILERS AHEAD
The AI contemplates its favorite crawler as he sits on the floor of a dingy gas station in not-actually-Florida. One decision, and everything changes.
AKA the single most intimate moment of the AI’s life
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Fun-Ishments by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
14 Nov 2024
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**Major Book 7 Spoilers! Don't Proceed Until You've Read Up To Chapter 38, At Least!**
orren and carl are prisoners surviving a terrible hardship together and must rely on one another to survive: the spank fic
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Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Sep 2025
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The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled
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Foot-Photo-Funtime! by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandom Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
24 Jan 2026
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You Have Been Afflicted With... by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Nov 2024
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A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!
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Carl has a nice life. He has a long committed relationship with his girlfriend, a decent job, an alright place, and a family he loves. Everything is great, except the fact that his reflection has started talking to him.
Bookmarked by rockwarbler
09 Jan 2026
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Terms And Conditions by HolyRevenantSilence (LashesandDiamonds)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
06 Jan 2026
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In this AU, the dungeon never opens and Carl still finds himself fighting to survive.
When desperation outweighs pride, Carl enters an arrangement he never planned to justify: safety, stability, and attention in exchange for compliance he pretends doesn’t cost him anything. The dynamic begins unhealthy and unbalanced—but both Carl and AI change. Slowly. Painfully. On purpose.
Endgame Carl/AI. Heavy angst. Hurt/comfort. Adult themes. WIP but story outline is done. Regular updates planned and will be finished.
Bookmarked by rockwarbler
24 Dec 2025
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Compared to everything you’ve done, the little bosses designed by the showrunners…. They’re so flat. Dull. Uninspired.
Sure, I had my fun with the hydras. Weren’t those exciting? They certainly got my point across.
But we can do better than that. Ohhhhhh-ho-ho yes we can!
I think I want to add an even more personal touch. The perfect boss. The perfect spectacle.
So, so perfect.
Aren’t you, Carl?
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The AI possesses Carl. He fights it.
Bookmarked by rockwarbler
04 Sep 2025
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“There’s a new student today,” Nikandros says.
“For my homeroom?” Damen asks.
The kid who follows Nik in looks old enough to be a senior, and Damen’s first thought is sympathy for the kid having to transfer in the middle of his last year of school, then he gets a look at his face and nearly chokes on his own spit.
It’s Laurent.
Laurent, the amazing fuck from last night. The amazing fuck that Damen met a bar. The amazing fuck whose ass Damen ate less than twelve hours ago and made coffee for this very morning is standing in his classroom, wearing worn jeans and a band t-shirt and holding one of those brightly colored Swedish backpacks that half the kids seem to have.
Fuck.
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Bookmarked by rockwarbler
22 Aug 2025
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Reservation For Two by Love_all_the_fandoms
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
09 Aug 2025
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The AI wants to take Carl on a date. Carl does not want to go on a date. The AI makes Carl go on a date anyway.
Takes place in the dungeon, spoilers for Book 6 and 7.
Just for funsies.Bookmarked by rockwarbler
10 Aug 2025