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guess (the tape measure incident remix) by rowed
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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“See if you can pull out exactly nine inches,” Harris had said, nodding to the tape measure in his hand.
Shane was the last one to give it a shot. He hummed and knitted his eyebrows together in concentration. His first instinctual pull had reeled out just over 8 ¼", but he corrected himself after a moment. When he was satisfied, he nodded, let go, and dropped his hands back to his sides. He walked away without a word.
The video dramatically zoomed in on Shane’s pull, which showed just under 9 ¹⁄₁₆", then twisted and cut abruptly to an edited photo of Shane with antennae and a bright green face, while the X-Files theme played in the background.
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the Cens try the tiktok tape measure trend. now with 100% more tape measures! -
the (after)life of the party by rowed
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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The Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity house—affectionately known to brothers and friends as Deke—was a boring three-story reddish brown brick building, narrow but deep, that would be nearly indistinguishable from Delta Tau Delta next door were it not for the lettered flags hanging out front. Shane jogged up the eight stairs onto the porch and let himself inside. As a senior and elected President of the Tau Alpha chapter of Deke, Shane had been granted his own room in the far corner of the top floor, furthest away from the front door and main living spaces.
He climbed the stairs two at a time to the third floor, ignoring the way his thighs screamed in protest at the repeated overexertion they’d been subjected to in the last eight hours. You’d think he’d have gotten used to this particular combination of hockey and fucking by now, but apparently that was not the case.OR, Shane Hollander, intramural hockey captain, fraternity president, and bad liar extraordinaire, takes on his senior year of university. He has a wild card up his sleeve... Too bad he's been showing his hand for years, though.
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for a first effort, this feels kinda last-ditch by rowed for rutip
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Feb 2026
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Shane pulled away, grinning to himself, and took his seat across the table. When he was settled, he looked back up to Ilya and had to bite back a laugh.
His content little smile was long gone, replaced with shock and displeasure. He stared stupidly at Shane, mouth opening and closing like a fish as he struggled to get words out. “Shane, you— I— what?”Shane cocked his head sideways in that way Ilya always did when he was being particularly difficult. “What?” he asked. “Is there something on my face?”
His husband continued gaping at him. He could almost see the little hamster wheel spinning in Ilya’s brain as he tried to come up with words. Finally, almost a full minute later, he managed, “No, there is nothing on your face!”
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Ilya is the king of rage-baiting, and Shane has had enough. He's learned from the best, after all. -
climbin' up your wall by rowed
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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“Shane, honey, you might want to check your caller ID before you answer the phone.”
He choked on a gasp at the sound of his mother’s voice. “Oh my god. Oh my god. Goodbye. Can we pretend you didn’t hear any of that? Oh god. Bye!” He hung up and dropped his face in his hands. His face felt hot, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment.
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- Part 12 of hollanov advent calendar 2025
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followin' a whim by rowed
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Forever, Shane wanted to say. Forever if you ask.
And that was the problem, wasn’t it? Shane was in too deep, in over his head. Sure, Ilya would entertain the idea of possibly being more for these two weeks, but after that? He would go back home, to Boston, to his incomparably talented team, to his roster of other lovers. Ones with no repercussions. Ones that he could share everything with; ones that he could take out into the world, could love openly, loudly, without shame.
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or, 5 times Shane and Ilya didn't say everything they wanted to, and 1 time they finally did
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- Part 11 of hollanov advent calendar 2025
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hollanov advent calendar 2025 by rowed
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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a little remix of the "10 days to 1k" challenges that have been floating around :) tysm to whoever created the idea!!
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Ilya: You respect my opinion as your captain, yes?
Luca: Of course
Ilya: My opinion is you should let this man rail you
Shane: You can’t use your status as captain to make Luca have gay sex
Ilya: Then what is the point of being captain?!Or: In their many, many group chats, the Centaurs guide (and embarrass) Luca through the crush he's hellbent on denying.
(This is a prequel of when Luca and Archie first met/started dating. It can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 6 of the secret society of stick handlers
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25 Feb 2026
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It wasn’t fair, because Shane didn’t even do it on purpose. His ignorance was a product of years of repression. They’ve been together for more than a decade, and they’ve fucked, fought, and everything in between — but somehow Shane was still oblivious to the warning signs of his heat. In the days before it came, Shane would pace about the house in a huff; sweat on his brow, gnawing on a candy bar, complaining about a headache, befuddled as to his own state of dysfunction.
He always smelled like absolute fucking sin too. It took all Ilya had not to drop to Shane’s feet, mouth open, tongue at the ready, and offer his enthusiastic services. Ilya tried to do so, early on in their relationship, but Shane kicked him away like he was a nosy terrier, tsked at and scolded for its eagerness to serve.
Finicky little omega. Ilya would die for him, truly.
(Or, the trials and tribulations of Shane Hollander's heat cycle).
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18 Feb 2026
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“This is just the version I use. Everyone has their preference, but I can send you the Amazon link for this book if you like,” Shane said, while Ilya flipped through the field guide. He stopped on the section on loons, where two different species were illustrated in wading water and mid-flight.
Ilya pointed at one of the illustrations. A sleek dark bird, with white and black checker-board wings and a stark red eye. “We saw this one today, yes?”
“Yep. The common loon. It’s aquatic, so you’ll always find them near water, usually a lake like we just saw. It’s the national bird of Canada, actually.”
“Common. You can find this bird all over?” Ilya asked.
“Around here, at least. It’s my favorite bird,” Shane admitted. “Pretty boring, I know.”
Shane’s shoulders were hunched up, like he was embarrassed to admit that he was the bird guy, who did in fact, like birds.
Well, that would not do. “Boring is good. I like boring,” Ilya insisted.
(Or, Ilya Rozanov, a newly arrived hockey agent in Ottawa, falls for a local birder).
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- Part 1 of Hollanov Birding AU
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19 Feb 2026
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itadakimasu by ausgezeichnet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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Ilya knew that Shane was Japanese, of course. It was one of many things that he knew about his husband, like his height, his birthday, his relative position in the NHL scoring race at any given moment, and the noise he made when he was about to come. He just hadn't thought about Shane being Japanese very much before they moved in together in Ottawa and could spend more than stolen moments together.
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Shane Hollander
Does anyone know where Wyatt is?
Ilya Rozanov
sucking my dick
Wyatt Hayes
you wish i was sucking your dick bro
actually i can think of somebody else you would rather be doing that with
Shane Hollander
???
Ilya Rozanov
every day i wish you were dead
Shane Hollander
??????
Seriously Wyatt where are youA study on timing and how to get it right.
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16 Feb 2026