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    That Time Loki Ruined the Cookout by

    Fandoms: Norse Mythology - Neil Gaiman, Norse Religion & Lore  

    12 Dec 2025

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    “It’s because you’re always bitching and whining!” Odin argued, “you literally disappeared for eight years to go run around dressing like a woman, and even showed up with kids all of the sudden afterwards! You expect us to act like that’s just a normal thing to do?”
    “Oh here we go with homophobia, typical. Gods forbid I dress pretty every once in a while. And my kids— why even bring them up? Like, that’s totally not any of your business. Sometimes, people go on journeys of self-discovery… and sure, sometimes it involves a pregnancy or two, but we’ve all been there! You’re just projecting. We all know about your drag stint in Denmark.”
    Chaos erupted in Gymir’s backyard. Everyone began to whisper back and forth, some in anger at what Loki had said, while others had questioned it. Did Odin really do drag in Denmark? The insult Odin initially slung at Loki was rather random and stunk of internalized homophobia on his part.


    Or in other words:A silly, modern translation of the Lokasenna.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    nothing but some heartburn, baby by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    16 Dec 2025

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    Most people in Shane’s position would call a doctor after two positive tests, but Shane isn't most people, so instead of doing that, he takes 17 tests over the course of two days.

    Final result: 16 positive, one negative.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    i see you, i know you, i love you by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    12 Dec 2025

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    "Whose dick was Hollander gonna fuck her with anyway?” O'Connell says.

    “What’d you mean?” the other guy asks.

    “Asian dick, man.” O’Connell pinches his forefinger and thumb together. “No fucking chance that thing is big enough.”

    Is plenty big, Ilya nearly says, before catching the tip of his tongue between his teeth.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    careful all the time by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    “I was thinking about the honeymoon phase thing.”
    “Yes?” Ilya said.
    “I think it’s different for us. I don’t want us to be all blissful and then only start fighting when we’re back to barely seeing each other. I think it’s good if we figure things out now, when we have the time. Whatever needs figuring out. So we have a solid foundation going into the season. Sort of like training camp.”
    “So this means you will keep getting mad at me for things,” Ilya said.
    Shane smiled, rolled his eyes. “Yeah, exactly,” he said.
    “Good, I find it very hot,” Ilya said, and kissed him.

    An insecure over-thinker and a self-destructive secret-keeper walk into a relationship.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    is it the same for you? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    29 Dec 2025

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    Shane releases what feels like his first exhale in forever—Ilya Rozanov, taken out by the common flu. Not ignoring him. Not ending anything. Still, the knot in his chest doesn’t ease completely with the vision of Ilya unwell and alone in Shane’s head.

    JANE

    Are you at your house?

    LILY

    Where else, Jane?

    JANE

    Don’t fall asleep. I’ll be there soon. 

    LILY

    No, am sick. I told you. 

    JANE

    I heard you. I’ll be there soon.

    Or, Ilya’s sick and Shane wants, and wants, and wants. 

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    09 Jan 2026