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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    She knew she wasn’t like most people, and it mostly didn’t bother her, fuck if only it was that easy, but she had this childish want inside her to have at least one normal thing for herself going. And romance was supposed to be one of the most human things right? Did it make her not human? Was she really only the killing machine that the Red Room had shaped her to be? Made to follow orders and not her heart?

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    Yelena finds it a little difficult to feel human without a romantic partner. Kate and Bob show her that sometimes all you need are good friends.

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    13 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Red Guardian😈 added Yelena😛, bob , J. Walker , Ava 🌟👻, Bucky

    Red Guardian😈: hello team!!1!

    Yelena😛: dad what is this
    Yelena😛: and why do you have a purple devil in your name

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    aka your generic chatfic, ft a lot of playful bullying and bad language, bc what else would you expect from this team?

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    previously: the thunderbolts face... homophobic allegations!?!

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    29 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Some nights are dreamless for Yelena. Other nights are plagued by constant nightmares. After hours and hours of unsuccessful attempts at falling asleep, Yelena takes a walk around the tower with a bottle of vodka as company. She stumbles upon Bob. He sits by a massive window, taking in the sights of New York. Yelena isn’t surprised to see him awake at this hour, but becomes concerned when she hears him sniffling. She sits across from him, meets his red puffy eyes, and hands the bottle to him. The two friends then share a bottle while confiding in each other.

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    28 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    "He should have known his good luck was doomed to finally fuck him over. What was there but to assume the worst when a slave escaped his master, or pondered the mere concept of even partial autonomy? Was there a name for the emotion one felt when, despite all denial and proof of otherwise for so many tendays, they realised they would never truly be free?

    Astarion stared blankly at the crumpled remains of his tent, canvas slashed and poles snapped in twain his thoughts blank apart from that one word. The finality of it all. The doom of his existence."

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    When the shadows of the Shadowlands become the least of Astarion's problems. At least he has Gale...

    For Bloodweave Brainrot's 2024 Secret Santa. This is a gift for Toon_Topaz

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    15 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    When the New Avengers move into the Tower, Bob has almost nothing to his name. Most of his things are, to his knowledge, still across the globe.

    What else was he supposed to do when he got assigned to do the laundry?

     

    Or, 4 times Bob stole someone else’s clothes and 1 time someone noticed

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    14 Jul 2025