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    A leader, honest, who didn’t just tell people what they wanted to hear.

    All the reasons that Aziraphale had been tapped on the shoulder and told to lead the upcoming merger between Eden and Harvey-Edwards-Lincoln. All wildly incorrect, and that was a good thing. He was going to say whatever he had to to get through this dreadful process.

    Of course, he hadn't been anticipating a certain Anthony Crowley, lawyer and most irritating man alive, to be sat on the other side of the table. Which would be completely manageable if he wasn't also gorgeous.

    Which was more than just a minor distraction.

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    Aziraphale is trying very hard to be professional while Crowley is trying very hard to not be.

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    05 May 2026

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    Az Fell is a well-respected, traditional secondary school teacher, leading a pleasant if lonely life as a bachelor. But when he and new teacher Mr Crowley team up to lead the school’s first Gay Straight Alliance he has to learn about the queer community, and fast. A chance meeting with a mysterious stranger seems to provide the answer – a gaycation! A magical-sounding trip in which straight men can ‘try on’ the gay lifestyle if only for a few days before returning to their straight, normal lives. Over summer holidays, these two totally straight friends embark on a journey from England to Ibiza; a journey of adventure, curiosity, and maybe… something more?

    This is part three in a series of ‘yep definitely not gay, nothing to see here’ type stories inspired first by my love of Not A Mounted Dildo But a Fuck Machine

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    04 May 2026

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    With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls,
    For stony limits cannot hold love out;
    And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
    Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.
    -Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene ii

    Crowley's life is going well. He's got his shop, his friends, and a new flat with a balcony perfect for a few plants. That's when things start to get complicated.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Television meteorologist Aziraphale Fell and Youtube storm chaser A. J. Crowley have nothing in common aside from a purely professional interest in the weather and a mutually beneficial arrangement to lend a hand when needed. So what if they bicker and flirt more than your typical professional acquaintances, or if their arrangement inevitably veers into more personal territory? It's not as if they're in love or anything. Absolutely not.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “It’s angel food cake,” he said. He waited. When Aziraphale did nothing but nod politely: “It’s funny, see, ‘cause-”

    “No, no, I get it.” Aziraphale nodded again. “Very funny.”

    “Oh, shut up, it is-”

    “May I ask what brought this on?”

    Crowley paused. “Can’t a guy just want to try baking?”

    (Or, Crowley makes Aziraphale food after the world doesn't end. It has absolutely nothing to do with how much he wants to make Aziraphale smile.)

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    19 Mar 2026