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Put It On The Line by AnonFandomBandit, midwestprincess_01, saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Sep 2025
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Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”
“You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.
“Those two seem to be one in the same.”
“Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”
“Like what?”
“You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”
“No, Agatha, that was you.”
“Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”
“Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”
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Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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That’s when a figure stands up and then speaks in an all too familiar tone. “Oh, shit. This isn’t my cottage.”
Agatha feels her jaw slacken when she realizes she’s staring at herself. Well, almost herself. This self looks a little more weathered, be it the metaphorical weight on her shoulders or the actual streak of grey highlighted in the front of her hair.
“What in the hell,” Agatha says.
_____OR, the döppelganger Agatha smutfic.
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where are thou, why not uponeth me? by saturnreturn for midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
06 Jun 2025
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Dr. Vidal takes the wand and slowly slips it inside of her. It goes in seamlessly. Agatha’s neck feels tense, and she tries to lean her head back to loosen things up.
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Dr. Vidal looks up at Agatha with big baby brown eyes. “If you’re anxious, we can stop, or I can give you a pheromone patch—”
“I’m perfectly fine,” Agatha snaps, and then she blurts out, “I’m not nervous!”
Dr. Vidal just blinks at her owlishly, and Agatha presses her lips together. Fuck. What if the doctor connects the dots? Agatha isn’t nervous, just embarrassed. It isn’t her fault she encompasses a physical body and, by objective accounts, Dr. Vidal is attractive.
And smells good.
Whatever.
“Okay,” Dr. Vidal says softly. “My apologies.”
_____OR, Agatha finds herself in a predicament: she's pregnant, single, and in her forties, and the only gynecologist that is qualified to help her is alpha Dr. Rio Vidal.
Written for Agatha All Along Week, day 7: breeding ;-)
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break me, shake me, devastate me by saturnreturn
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Jun 2025
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Rio, owner of Westview’s local floral shop “Wisterical,” finds herself with an early Christmas present when her hag of a landlord, Evanora Harkness, keels over. With the biggest pain in her side gone, she’s expecting a relatively stress-free life from here on out.
That is, until the daughter.
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She knocks her knee against Agatha’s thigh. Agatha looks up at her, eyes guarded and anguished. Still, she manages to roll them.
“Oh, I’m sure seeing me bested by my cunt of a mother and then almost killed just turned you right on.”
“You know me,” Rio says cheerfully. “I’m just an animal.” She winks for good measure.
“You sick freak,” Agatha says, a hint of warmth in her tone.
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Post 1x05, Rio is concerned AND horny.
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- Part 2 of moments in the woods
Bookmarked by saturnreturn
16 Oct 2024
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@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:34 AM): Margaery, she reblogged my post
@rosetoy to @redhead-lesbian (5/13/24 - 7:35 AM): ali, it is not even 8 in the morning. what are you talking about
@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:36 AM): @baddragon. The new user who posted that really sexy hand pic…that I may have been thinking about when writing the post she reblogged!
@rosetoy to @redhead-lesbian (5/13/24 - 7:36 AM): girl get it together. dm her if you really want
@redhead-lesbian to @rosetoy (5/13/24 - 7:37 AM): I absolutely will not do that, thank you very much.
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the smutty tumblr au no one asked for
Bookmarked by saturnreturn
04 Sep 2024
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What does Opal want Asami to say? That she thought Korra was so fucking gorgeous she could barely speak to her? That as the night went on, Asami couldn't help that her gaze kept finding its way to her thick forearms or that she’d noticed every time her top had ridden up a little too high—enough for Asami to see more than one row of Korra’s abdominal muscles? That when Asami stumbled into her apartment last night she’d immediately kicked off her wet panties and fell into bed with her favorite toy?
She shivers at the memory.
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Or, Korrasami (Taylor's Version). Inspired by "Paper Rings," "Gorgeous," and "Dress."Bookmarked by saturnreturn
26 Apr 2024
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Lena Luthor needs a husband, Clark Danvers needs an easy resolution to his cash flow problem.
Unfortunately, the best laid plans often go awry.
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Or, Lena Luthor is actually rich, but Clark Danvers isn't actually Clark Danvers. It's complicated.
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24 Dec 2022
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Jess’ eyes flash between the train ticket and Lupe’s face. Lu is smirking and her cheeks are tinged red.
"Are you fucking with me, Garcia?" Is the first thing that comes out of Jess’ mouth once the initial shock has passed.
"Y’know, I always thought Saskatchewan would be nice in fall. No better time to cross it off my bucket list, right?"
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They're teammates, friends, brothers, lovers. Lupe travels back to Moose Jaw with Jess to work on her family's farm.
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16 Nov 2022