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DNA Has Nothing to Do with Your State of Mind by screaminginternally
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
31 May 2021
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in a world where TDA didn't happen, Geoff invites Gwen to come to one of his parties, like he promised.
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I Miss My Friends, I Miss When Life was a Party to be Thrown (But That Was A Million Years Ago) by lipstickstains (screaminginternally)
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Still Star-Crossed (TV)
28 May 2021
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This is their existence. An ordered marriage from Verona’s Prince, to fill the no-man’s land between the Capulets and the Montagues. A Capulet daughter to marry the last son of old man Montague, to replace the son and daughter killed by bad blood no one alive remembers first turning sour.
They are joint in this, Rosaline and Benvolio. A mutual guilt. If they had done this, if they had done that. Would their friends still be alive? They’ll never know.
So they fuck to forget. Sometimes after drinking with dinner. Sometimes just sober, trying to stop being so sad.
They’re good at it, by now.
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- Part 7 of for a moment, it felt like heaven
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Lovers to Strangers to Lovers in a Lifetime by lipstickstains (screaminginternally)
Fandoms: Persuasion - Jane Austen
01 Feb 2021
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She’d almost forgotten what it’s like. No, that’s not true – she didn’t let herself remember.
(Two times Frederick goes down on Anne)
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- Part 6 of for a moment, it felt like heaven
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Invent Little Things to Do For People by screaminginternally
Fandoms: The Princess Diaries - All Media Types
02 Nov 2020
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Mia did it! She survived her first trip to Genovia, and as a reward, she gets to go back to New York -- now, if only Grandmere and the assortment of people she's brought back to New York with her could please let Mia have her first date with her boyfriend-
She'd really appreciate it.
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Take a Walk and Look At All the Flowers by lipstickstains (screaminginternally)
Fandoms: Northanger Abbey - Jane Austen
02 Aug 2020
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Her family, expansive and loved, are at the Allen’s house, along with half the village. And she and Henry are alone, off the little garden path betwixt the Morland house and the Allen house.
And Henry’s hand is betwixt her thighs.
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- Part 5 of for a moment, it felt like heaven
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A Pathological Need to Invent Drama by screaminginternally
Fandom: The Princess Diaries - All Media Types
28 Jun 2020
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"Lilly says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life."
I really like the Princess Diaries books and movies, but I have criticisms of both, as well as a film-verse OTP I love almost more than the book OTP.
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You know what would've been WAY COOLER than Diaspro and Bloom having a love triangle over Sky for the entirety of Winx Club's run, with zero lasting development for Diaspro?
Diaspro and Bloom BOTH kicking Sky to the curb and becoming drinking buddies.
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for a moment, it felt like heaven by lipstickstains (screaminginternally), screaminginternally
Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker, Frankenstein - Mary Shelley, Mansfield Park - Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey - Jane Austen, Persuasion - Jane Austen, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, Still Star-Crossed (TV)
28 May 2021
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Evidently, I have to write the smut I want to see in the world.
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underneath this skin is magic by screaminginternally
Fandom: Descendants (2015), Descendants (Disney Movies)
09 Aug 2017
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her eyes open, and she steps into the world as one whole person.
she spends her life trying to sew the torn edges that person back together.
[A collection of the Jane-centric stories I've written]
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'I'm in love with my princess. And I'm enquiring if she loves me too' by screaminginternally
Fandom: The Princess Diaries - All Media Types
02 Nov 2020
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In one lifetime, Mia learns she is a princess in the Plaza Hotel from her father at the age of 14.
In this one, she learns it at 13, from the 14 year old Lord Nicholas Devereaux, before she has any requirement to be royal.
She's happy about this. And then. She still has to be a princess. It still sucks.
(Or, in which I clean up the Princess Diaries books to A) Include a film-only character I really like, and B) Make a series about a girl finding out she's a princess actually be about that girl having to be a princess, instead of solely how it effects her social/love life.)
book-movie fusion 'verse
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If you ask Hayden's kids, they would say snooping is wrong. If you ask Hayden, he would say that snooping is wrong, unless you have reason to suspect that your best friend has had some sort of mental break and started cheating on his husband, in which case, snooping is very necessary.
Or: Hayden catches Shane in a lie, learns how to hack, and becomes Ilya's biggest (and most reluctant) defender.
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06 Jan 2026
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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03 Jan 2026
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Young and Hopelessly Smitten by jukoist
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Dec 2025
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“Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”
Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.
“Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”
“Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.
“Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”
This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.
It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.
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03 Jan 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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Bookmarked by screaminginternally
30 Dec 2025
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Aqua Vitae by a_stray_thief (ashtraythief) for aythia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Dec 2025
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Ilya doesn’t even know why he takes the bottle, maybe as some sort of weird memento of Shane bending for Ilya and the things Ilya likes, despite his diet and his no drinking during the season rule. And, of course, as a reminder of Shane’s moans echoing off of Ilya’s kitchen counters.
He’s not even thinking about what it looks like when he reaches for the bottle in the locker room after practice and chugs half its contents.
“Fuck, Roz,” Marleau says next to him. “Isn’t it a bit early for that?”
Or: Five times people think Ilya is drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and one time he actually does.
Bookmarked by screaminginternally
30 Dec 2025