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This is the story of a Petunia Dursley who saw Harry Potter sleeping on her stoop and said 'How can this benefit me?'
And it's the story of Harold Evans Dursley who grew up knowing there was power in being polite and that sometimes getting people to do what you want was easier than you'd think. Also, having Dudley sit on the kids trying to punch you works like a charm.
And it's the story of Dudley Dursley who is determined to squash bullies, be polite, and do the best he can at--well, everything. He's going to learn languages and battle maths and end up working at Grunnings with his brother. And everything will be totally brill.
This is a story of book clubs and bridge, parseltongue shenanigans and owl-backed child mafias, of all the things that happen while they're not at Hogwarts-- and all the stuff that does.
It's a story about Harold the Normal. He's here to learn magic and go home... because the rest of his life is waiting for him.
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15 Mar 2026
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There and Back Again: Ronald Weasley and the Missing Secret by ChuchiOtaku
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Pott
05 Jan 2026
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Year Two: The Missing Secret
Ron Weasley returns to Hogwarts for his second year with danger hot in his heels. But this time, our favorite nineteen-turned-twelve year old time traveler will need more than his knowledge of the previous life to survive. Because, as Ron is about to find out, the consequences of messing with time won't always result in his favor, and that one ripple is enough to change the tides in ways he could not even anticipate.
But the real question is, whose body is doomed to lie in the Chamber forever this time? And can Ron find a way to save them and the year before it is too late?
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27 Feb 2026
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Congrats, it’s triplets (Now grab them and run) by ICanStumbleOnStraightPavement
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2025
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It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
“Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
***Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
***HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.
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- Part 1 of Golden Trio Dadoption
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10 Dec 2025
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…Just so I could call you mine.(In which Remus Lupin rightfully deduces that something fishy is going on and refuses to (1) allow Sirius Black to rot in Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and (2) allow Harry to be neglected by his horrible Muggle relatives.)
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- Part 1 of The Things I Did
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09 Dec 2025
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Harry Potter and the Pathways of Possibility by viciousmouse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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Having surprisingly survived his confrontation with Voldemort in the aftermath of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry now finds himself in the unprecedented situation of having an open-ended future. He hasn't planned for this, and isn't used to a life without a purpose through war. How does living an ordinary life work out for everyone else?
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards
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08 Dec 2025