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"So…" Zoro drawls, suddenly all but looming over him. One of those stupidly thick arms drapes onto the back countertop, casually bracketing Sanji's flank. He feels it in his spine as Zoro drums the wood under his fingers. "You get me anything?"
Sanji sends his boss a haughty glare, determined to not read into it—or give himself away, for that matter. "With the paychecks you cut me? Maybe back in the day I could afford to do that, grandpa."
Zoro flinches subtly, scoffing. "Now I'm so ancient I could be your grandpa."
"You're like twice my age," Sanji jeers, the thrill of a rare upper hand boosting his confidence.
"Little less than that," his boss grouses.
"By two years." Sanji twists the knife, physically unable to help himself. "Okay, daddy. That better?"
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18 Jan 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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18 Jan 2026
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“This garchu thing. It’s cute. So is it equivalent to kissing for minks, or no?”
Now Pedro is forced to back out of Sanji’s space, to properly choke around the cough of surprise in his throat. It takes a long time to recover from the shock enough to answer, but eventually he croaks out, “It is different, yes. Kissing is uncommon in mink society, but we are aware the practice exists.”
He receives an imp’s grin, along with, “Uncommon, huh? But not unheard of.”
Pedro coughs again, but this time at the direction of the conversation, rather than surprise. He licks his lips and whiskers. “A matter of physical differences, you see. It is not a standard cultural practice, mainly due to the variety of our mouths.”
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Limitations, and vulnerability.
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05 Jan 2026
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Zoro is running late to a meeting with Sanji. When he finally gets there Sanji is swooning over the ex that crushed his heart while she peacocks and shows off her new boyfriend. People like that really pissed Zoro off.
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05 Jan 2026
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“Hey, Zoro, I don’t think I’ve ever asked before – do your earrings mean anything?”
Zoro rolled his eyes and turned back to his food, shrugging. “No real meaning to ‘em. Just exactly what you see: three swords. Thought it looked cool.”
“What about the other one?”
Zoro just grabbed a fork full of rice. “Wedding band.”
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Or, the one in which the strawhats find out that somehow, at some point, RORONOA ZORO, local grump and all around non-romantic, is literally MARRIED
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