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A Slayer and a vampire reunite in a subway car on Christmas Eve. It doesn't go how either of them expected.
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04 Apr 2026
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"Ambition is the last refuge of the failure." — Oscar Wilde
Hundreds of years after the Battle for Baldur's Gate, a lonely vampire is paid a visit by an ex in need.
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03 Mar 2026
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Unleashed by caffeinated_nightmares for dorkpatroller
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Feb 2026
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Astarion thrived on the ruination of Gale Dekarios; it was a vicious means to a delicious end. Twice a year, for the last ten years, the Little Shit found new ways to make his obliviously overworked husband become unleashed.
The first time this dangerous long-form duel came into existence, the flames burned too intensely— too hot, too consuming, too raw— and it left both men gasping for relief with salt pricking their eyes and misunderstood agony. But, Astarion learned the shape of it; he learned how impersonal this trial-by-combat had actually been to his husband and that the elf had not been to blame for such… cruelty. And ever the Little Shit that the elf was, he learned to love stirring the fucking pot.
All that beautiful mess of Gale Dekarios coaxed into a confident, brutal mess.
Today would be the day that all that teasing, dry rot hucked carelessly and wantonly onto the metaphorical fire would erupt into the most glorious fireball. At least… that was the plan. A nice, simple plan. All it involved was destroying the man he loved.
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- Part 6 of Tales of Modern Debauchery
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02 Mar 2026
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There's Gold Under the Rust, Figuring Out Just How to Live by SilverSeptember
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Jan 2026
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“How did you know I was here?” Gale asked, confused.
“My dear wizard, I saw Tav return to camp alone and knew that a bad decision had been made. Forgive me for my curiosity, but I just had to see what caused it,” Astarion spoke as he examined his fingernails nonchalantly, obviously not feeling sorry about anything.
“I did not realize that my intentions were so transparent,” he mumbled, looking away from the vampire.
“Darling, I never said the bad decision was yours."
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- Part 1 of Do You Know I Love You So?
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01 Feb 2026