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    NHLers return to the Olympics after twelve years. Shane Hollander leads Team Canada with grace and discipline. Ilya Rozanov leads Team Russia with sunglasses and audacity. They are absolutely not sneaking off to have sex in every unsupervised corner of the Olympic Village.

    Spoiler: Ilya Rozanov nearly gets frostbite on his dick.

    (Or: The Olympic Village runs out of condoms in three days. Ilya Rozanov treats it as a personal challenge.)

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    8,108
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    1/1
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    53
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    676
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    116
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    4,305
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    Shane’s preferences are simple: older, rougher, married men who lie to their wives and gone before morning.

    Ilya Rozanov is nineteen, Russian, and already moving into his dorm.

    Cue in covert hookups, stupidly questionable life choices, and a rookie who stares at Shane like he’s a particularly fascinating bug under a microscope.

    Now he has to explain why he keeps getting texts from "Mr. Chicago" while trying to teach this kid how to use the campus laundry without melting his sweaters.

    Campus life promised new experiences. It failed to mention the experience of being psychologically dissected over instant ramen by a stupidly handsome blond Russian who hasn't blinked in seven minutes.

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    44,381
    Chapters:
    12/15
    Comments:
    900
    Kudos:
    1,675
    Bookmarks:
    480
    Hits:
    34,987
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    Three times Shane fucked himself on his foster father’s knot while he slept, and one time Ilya was awake for it.

    The rules of their foster relationship were simple: don't ask about the blood, don't touch the guns, and definitely don't ride your alpha father's cock while he's blackout drunk.

    Shane is very bad at following rules.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    2,070
    Bookmarks:
    412
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    21,386
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    Shane's search history autofills on Ilya's laptop when he borrows it. The suggestions are devastatingly specific:

    'how to ask for aftercare without sounding needy,'

    'signs your dom is getting bored,'

    'best lube for prolonged anal sex reddit.'

    Ilya stares at the screen, realizing Shane has been conducting independent research on how to be the perfect sub for him.

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    4,084
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    8,277
    Bookmarks:
    1,230
    Hits:
    85,830
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    “Do you want to try it with me?” Shane’s voice dropped, warm breath skating over Ilya’s cheek. His hands slid down, thumbs brushing his jawline.

    Ilya’s pulse spiked. “What?”

    Shane didn’t back off. He kissed Ilya’s jaw, slow, open-mouthed, nuzzling his neck. “Bottoming,” he murmured against the skin. “Letting me fuck you.”

    Ilya is forty, has a bad back, and is married to a man who was apparently ‘the best fuck in college.’

    Surely, he is not looking to be fucked at the glorious age of forty-one.

    He can be convinced, though. If his pretty husband begs enough.

    (Or: Ilya came to Shane’s college reunion to mock Canadians and eat free food. He did not come here to learn that his husband used to rail college girls into next semester.)

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    English
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    3,506
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    766
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    9,383
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    Worried about how much of a sensitive ‘quick shot’ he is—and convinced he’s not satisfying Ilya enough—Shane turns to the internet for advice. He tries repeatedly to stave off his orgasms: squeezing himself, thinking about taxes, even telling a confused Ilya to slow down during sex. It’s inevitable, though, that he still ends up coming helplessly all over himself.

    He eventually has to explain his insecurity to Ilya who condescendingly agrees with him and indulges Shane by:

    1. Making him wear a cock ring, and
    2. Letting a determined Shane control the pace—cooing at him while he slowly rides him—and later mocking him for still having no self control as he rams up into him

    Shane thinks he cums too fast. Ilya knows he can make it faster.

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    3,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    2,352
    Bookmarks:
    396
    Hits:
    18,339
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    After a mysterious serum leaves him painfully, constantly aroused, Shane is in desperate need of relief. He turns to his coach who offers a very hands-on solution: daily ‘sessions’ to help Shane's game. Shane, ever-obedient and blissfully oblivious, agrees. What starts as innocent coaching quickly spirals into something much filthier, as Shane discovers he can come from his nipples alone—and that he'll do anything to hear Ilya call him a good boy.

    (Or: The one where Shane is an oblivious, nipple-sensitive slut, Ilya is a possessive coach with a plan, and it's definitely, definitely about improving Shane's hockey game.)

    Series
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    English
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    8,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    1,841
    Bookmarks:
    430
    Hits:
    26,310
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    "Ilya, I'm not—we can't—I'm not pregnant."

    Ilya grins. “Not yet.”

    All Shane wanted was a nice, romantic weekend. A little yoga, a little relaxation, quality time with his husband. What he got was three days of prenatal classes, a room full of pregnant women, and Ilya treating the whole thing like his personal comedy special.

    They were the only couple without a baby bump. Ilya decided this was a minor detail. By the final day, he was more invested in their "pregnancy" than half the actual parents in the room.

    Or;

    Shane books the wrong yoga class. Ilya makes it everyone's problem.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    2,182
    Bookmarks:
    389
    Hits:
    17,587
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    There's a ghost in their new apartment. Not a scary one. A profoundly awkward one. It manifests when they're being intimate, sighing heavily or making the lights flicker in clear secondhand embarrassment. They name him ‘Gary’. They start daring each other to 'gross Gary out,' competing to see who can make the ghost sigh loudest or blow a fuse. Sex becomes a performance art piece aimed at horrifying a spectral Victorian prude. It's ridiculous, and it somehow frees them to try things they'd never have dared otherwise.

    Language:
    English
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    5,212
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    385
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    3,528
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    Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”

    Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”

    “Ilya.”

    “Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”

    Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”

    “It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”

    A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,087
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    4,343
    Bookmarks:
    929
    Hits:
    57,112
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    “You like these touched, don’t you?” His hand slid up, palm covering Shane’s left nipple, thumb circling, teasing. Shane’s eyes crossed, mouth opening on a ragged keen, body arching forward to offer more. “Do you play with them at home, hm?” Ilya taunted, pinching the tight bud. “Do you twist them under your sheets while you think of me? Does Mommy ever walk in on her sweet boy tugging his little tits and moaning?”

    A sob-half-laugh burst from Shane, mortifying and incandescent. “N-no, Father, oh God, n-no, she—ahhh—she’d—” His hole clenched around Ilya’s cock at the mention, involuntary, lust flaring hotter. The priest caught it, chuckled.

    “She’d be horrified to see her precious son like this,” Ilya murmured, nails scratching lightly over the right nipple now, making Shane shudder. “Socks on, slut naked, riding his priest’s cock right in the house of God.”

    In the house of God, Ilya found his most devout worshipper not in the pews, but bent over the altar, begging for absolution with every thrust.

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    English
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    4,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    1,136
    Bookmarks:
    218
    Hits:
    23,275
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    The underworld is brewing a civil war.

    Shane is just trying to get by. He never planned on catching the attention of a bored demon sovereign who’d rather play priest than king.


    EXPLICIT CONTENT: Ch 5,

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    English
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    25,063
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    5,997
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    Shane has a notes app list titled 'Safeties.'

    It's a series of physical sensations to pull him back if he drops too deep:

    1. Press tongue to roof of mouth

    2. Grip something cold

    3. Say your own name out loud

    The last one simply says:

    4. Wait for him. He always comes back.

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    English
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    3,923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    3,480
    Bookmarks:
    549
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    33,473
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    Shane trembles harder, overwhelmed by the praise, the possession lacing Ilya’s voice. Heat coils tight in his stomach, pressure winding. He clings to Ilya like he might float away. “Ilya,” he gasps. “I—”

    Ilya cards fingers through Shane’s hair, pushing damp locks off his forehead. “That’s right. You’re perfect. So pretty for me.”

    Shane’s face flames. The insecurity is still there, but it transforms into a desperate need for reassurance. Voice shaking, he stammers, “P-pretty… I’m—prettier?”

    Ilya’s thrust stutters for a heartbeat, then he groans, burying his face in Shane’s neck. “The prettiest,” he growls, words vibrating against Shane’s skin. “All mine.”
     

    It's bad enough that Shane has to do warm-ups in a giant bunny suit. It's worse that Ilya's stunning ex-boyfriend picks that exact moment to visit. It's a catastrophe when said ex starts offering unsolicited advice about what Ilya likes done with his cock.

    Shane’s about two seconds from losing it.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    2,929
    Bookmarks:
    588
    Hits:
    21,601
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    “Stop,” Shane rasped, though his hands refused to push away. “We can’t—“

    Ilya lifted his head, eyes blazing. “You wanted to know how to dance with a girl,” he said quietly. “I’m showing you.” His thumb swept along Shane’s lower lip, then pressed gently until Shane parted his mouth again. Ilya leaned in, gave him another searing kiss. Shane leaned into it, desperate. Every inch of him leaned.

    When Ilya finally pulled back, Shane chased him, lips chasing his. Ilya smiled, pleased, before catching Shane’s jaw in one large hand, holding him still. He studied the flushed face, the glassy eyes, the swollen mouth. “That’s how you do it,” he said, low and final, as if stamping a grade on an assignment. He rubbed his thumb over Shane’s cheek one last time, then stepped away.

    Shane tries to date a woman. Ilya shows him how it's done.

    Or,

    Everything that happens in episode 4 after Shane excuses himself to the bathroom. He meets Ilya.

    Language:
    English
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    4,248
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    1,361
    Bookmarks:
    212
    Hits:
    13,149
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    “You thought I wouldn’t notice?” Ilya purrs, voice dark as midnight.

    Shane’s entire face ignites. He shivers, nodding shyly, nerves raw. The answer slips free in a stammer that sounds like confession. “I just—w-wanted to know why… it felt good…”

    Ilya’s chuckle vibrates against his lips, equal parts heat and fondness. “You looked so guilty. Touching your bruise, trying so hard to stay quiet while your cock drooled.” His fingers wander higher, brushing Shane’s sticky erection through his shorts, drawing out a shuddering moan. “You loved it.”

    Shane discovers a new kink by accident; Ilya is more than happy to help him explore it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    2,560
    Bookmarks:
    477
    Hits:
    36,178
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    “Russians don’t blush, starshine.”

    “And guys don’t squirt, Ilya.”

    A snowboarding trip turns into a filthy, intimate challenge when Ilya decides to prove a point—repeatedly—in the most overwhelming ways possible.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    4,446
    Bookmarks:
    1,238
    Hits:
    80,231
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    Shane gets called ‘boring.’ Ilya makes it worse by playing along. Shane tries to pretend it's fine. Ilya calls his bluff.

    Cue in a fight, a stubborn silence, a slammed door that never closes, and a tiny, broken sound that changes everything.


    “You say you’re boring, fine. You can be boring for the whole damn world. I’ll still kiss you senseless and drag you home after every game. I’ll still make you moan loud enough to shake the walls. None of that changes.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,560
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    5,772
    Bookmarks:
    1,182
    Hits:
    52,787
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    High on painkillers, Shane is a giggly, handsy handful; Ilya is just trying to keep him still, if only he’d stop whispering “Daddy” against his neck.

    Or: Ilya came to the hospital to apologize, not to have his sanity systematically dismantled by a concussed, clingy Shane who won't stop touching him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,098
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    5,141
    Bookmarks:
    699
    Hits:
    45,359
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    ‘Who’s the freak stealing Ilya Rozanov’s game-worn jerseys?’

    A series of targeted thefts turns into a league-wide mystery. The entire league is obsessed. Ilya is unconcerned. And Shane…

    Shane is locking himself in empty bathrooms, sniffing and stroking himself raw over the stolen fabric like a total pervert.

    He thinks it’s a secret. Ilya knows better.

    Translated in Russian

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    4,236
    Bookmarks:
    826
    Hits:
    54,783

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