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  1. Summary

    just ten having a really pretty pussy

    most of this will be johnten but there could be some other ships i’m not sure yet

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    Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.

    The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?

    Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Shane looks up from where he’d been dissociating, staring at the design of the wood in the bar top. He’s face to face with the bartender, a shockingly tall, curly haired blond man. He’s wearing a sleek black button-up buttoned halfway, exposing his chest and a chain that Shane could just imagine dangling in his face. He raises his eyebrows, as if waiting for him to respond– Shane has to do a double take to make sure that he’s even talking to him at all.

    “Me?” Shane points to himself.

    The blond turns to look at the rest of the bar. “Is no one else here but you. So…”

    Or Shane meets a handsome bartender after being stood up on a date. Bathroom shenanigans ensue.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “What is this ‘ball and chain’?” Ilya frowned.

    Ilya's teammate grinned. “Wife. Girlfriend. Nagging you. Controlling. No fun allowed.”

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “I want a baby” Shane confessed, voice trembling,

    Ilya’s eyebrows scrunched together, and Shane’s omega, so sensitive from being bared open, completely raw, took that as rejection. Shane started to sob, uncontrollable tears flooding his vision as he was engulfed in Ilya’s scent, burning softly like cedarwood. Ilya pulled back, stroking Shane’s teary freckles,

    “Of course, we can my love” he said, “We can look at the options. There is surrogacy; however, is not very ethical. There is adoption-”

    No” Shane whispered, “I wanna your baby. I wanna have your pups.”

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    Shane really wants to have Ilya's baby. He's also really horny.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    “Imagine that. Ilya Rozanov, famous womanizer, is whipped,” one of the defensemen says.

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    02 Jan 2026