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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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memories of darkness undone by the light by corpsesoldier
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Apr 2021
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Gideon tries not to think too much these days. She wants to focus on fighting this war, not the weird side effects of perfect Lyctorhood or the fact that Harrow can barely seem to be in the same room with her or that everyone keeps treating her like a bomb about to go off. It's going pretty well, if you ask her. Until she gets herself hurt protecting her useless necro, again, and Harrow's reaction does not fill her with warm, fuzzy feelings.
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06 Apr 2026
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This is true love. Think this happens every day? by Ratbear70 for igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2021
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Seeking help online- URGENT!!!
I tried to confess to my longtime crush/rival by quoting The Princes Bride at her (YAKNOW WESLEYS AS YOU WISH) but she's never seen it???
What do I do now??? I was already planning out our wedding but now I don't even know.-Navvsty
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01 Apr 2026
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Help! My Brother Sold Me to One Direction by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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“I came here to propose something.” Tim takes a deep breath. “I think we should sell me.”
Jason laughs. Tim doesn’t. Jason says, "Alright, I’ll bite. Who’re we selling you to, Dobby?”
Someone in Gotham is preying on kids but careful enough to leave no proof. Luckily, Tim has a foolproof plan.
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17 Dec 2025
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Dark Shadows and Sharp Edges by LesbianJesusLovesYou for Raxheim
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 May 2024
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus has fucked up her life stupendously. She's stuck working a shitty-ass job at Starbucks, her ex-girlfriend Ianthe keeps popping up at the most inopportune times, and her failures weigh her down until she can hardly breathe.
Everything kind of sucks - except for the light in her life, Gideon.
When Gideon moves into a new apartment, the ghosts of Harrow's past show their ugly faces - and Harrow might not be strong enough to fight them off this time.
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