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On the Subject of Nests and Happiness by Nonesensed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Oct 2019
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Whether it's a sign of God's sense of humor or a punishment, nesting turns out to be A Thing for demons. And...maybe angels too?
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Bookmarked by softyoong
20 Sep 2025
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AKA: Beckett Mariner's Guide to Scoring With Hot Space Babes
When she learns that Rutherford is crushing hard on Tendi, Mariner selflessly takes it upon herself to coach him in the fine arts of courtship. She even drafts Boimler to help her out, though for some reason he's less than enthusiastic about the whole project.
Cue movie nights, flirting "workshops", and 400-year-old mixtapes - not to mention melees, arguments, and maybe a minor shipwide crisis. This is definitely going to end well.
Bookmarked by softyoong
08 May 2025
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
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Bookmarked by softyoong
12 Apr 2025
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from twitter au idea : [seat neighbor airplane au, omega yoongi is so fucking attracted to his seat neighbor's smell that he accidentally starts leaking and alpha joon is like 0_0 "you um... you - your smell? i think you..." to which yoongi promptly replies "fuck, oh my god"]
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Bookmarked by softyoong
01 Oct 2024
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“why does yoongi-hyung hate me,” jungkook mumbles.
“we’re still on that?” jimin raises his eyebrows. “he doesn’t hate you. he just doesn’t like being in front of a camera.”
(jungkook is the only one yoongi won't film with and it just really bothers jungkook for some reason.)
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- Part 3 of for u.
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05 Sep 2024
