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    Shane Hollander is just trying to survive NYU biochemistry, hockey practice, and the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven. He's too exhausted to notice that his new regular customer is Russian mafia, or that Ilya's interest in him goes beyond terrible coffee and cookies.

    When Ilya hands him a $10,000 designer scarf and matching gloves, Shane doesn't panic. He sells them for next month's rent. Any normal person would be terrified. Instead, Shane uses the leftover money to buy a Hello Kitty watch, pastel pink, childish, utterly incongruous with the danger circling him. He wears it to his next night shift without irony or apology.

    Ilya notices immediately. He is fascinated.

    (Currently under major editing.)

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    21 Mar 2026

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    A part of one of Rozanov's sex-tape gets released. The internet blows up trying to figure out what women he hooked up with but the video only saw her thighs.

    Only that woman is actually Shane Hollander.

    Inspired by the people on Twitter mistaking Shane/Hudson as a woman based on his thighs alone.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Bullshit. Maddox is the only correct choice. Did you see her suit in the new Y-men movie? I almost popped a boner in the theater.”

    “Miitka, didn’t know you liked picking through Rozanov’s leftovers.”

    “The fuck does Rozanov have to do with this?”

    “Oh yeah,” the rookie chimed in. “Didn’t she say something about Rozanov on Jimmy Fallon?”

    “Rozanov?” Shane’s voice cut in.

    The conversation about the hottest actresses hadn’t interested him in the slightest. But hearing the name of his archenemy? That got his attention immediately.

    “Holzy has Pavlov’s dog reflexes,” JJ cackled.

    “What did Rozanov do?” Shane asked, frowning.

    “Relax, Cap. It’s just another tale of Russia’s Greatest Love Machine doing his thing. This motherfucker.” Comeau said, already opening Twitter.

    // OR Shane getting jealous over an actress who confessed on national TV that Rozanov is her celebrity crush.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “One more thing you should know,” Pez adds as Henry takes the invitation from him. “June Claremont-Diaz is coming.”

    Henry freezes.

    June Claremont-Diaz isn’t the problem. She’s a lovely girl, and her articles about their shelter openings have always been kind. Pez has invited her to each fundraiser since the Los Angeles shelters’ opening, and she’s attended every single one, happy to participate in the theme if she can get a good article out of it.

    No, the problem isn’t June Claremont-Diaz. The problem is her brother.

    Or, Henry and Pez’s new shelter is opening in Brooklyn, and Henry is determined to spend the entire night avoiding Alex, while Alex is determined to do the exact opposite of that.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “You’re staring,” Ilya points out.

    “So are you.”

    “Hmmm,” the alpha hums, moving closer. He taps at Shane’s neck. “You wearing scent blocker?” Shane nods, mute, incapable of doing much else. His breath hitches when Ilya’s thumb rubs over Shane’s scent gland. Once satisfied, Ilya steps into his personal space and drops his face to the junction between Shane’s neck and shoulder. He lets out a low groan. “You smell like… pryaniki.”

    ((or the one where Shane wears tiny blue swim shorts and drives Ilya crazy))

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    24 Jan 2026