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    “I know!”, Mira said, gesturing helplessly. “I know it sounds insane, but I swear on my Gok-Do! There was a– a puff of smoke and then in place of the cat there was a woman with long, dark hair. Like a Korean Rapunzel.”

    Zoey processed this information. She knew Mira wouldn’t lie to her – not like this, never swearing on her weapon. And they had seen crazy things before… but their cat? A naked lady?

    “Huh”, she said, trying to picture it and failing. “Was she cute?”

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    Mira and Zoey take in a very shy stray.

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    13 May 2026

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    “Just—” Rumi takes a deep breath. “Just act as if I wasn’t here. Explore your relationship the way you would if you were alone. I mean—obviously close the door if you want to get, um, more intimate, but… I—I don’t want to freak out every day thinking I’m a liability to you guys. I don’t want to worry about you not fully living this relationship the way you want just because I’m around. I want you to be free. Is that—Does that make any sense?”
    “I… think so?”

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    07 May 2026

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    “Given the circumstances, I believe a full-scale security detail would be inappropriate. A discreet, dedicated team would allow you to attend your day-to-day duties uninterrupted while we continue the investigation.” Caitlyn chose her next words carefully, knowing that this was the most delicate part of the conversation. “With one officer dedicated to your personal security during the course of your duties as councilor.”

    She had barely finished speaking when Caitlyn’s office door opened again. Sevika glanced towards it, and Caitlyn saw the way her face immediately twisted into a scowl when she recognized the intruder.

    “Oh, fuck no.”

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    It’s been two years since the war in Piltover. With Sevika on the council, and Caitlyn the Sheriff, the people of Piltover and Zaun have reached a fragile truce, albeit a tense one. Their alliance is put to the test when Vi and the Firelights discover a new threat deep in the belly of the undercity, one whose origins might just bring down everything they’ve built.

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    06 May 2026

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    Honestly, Mira can’t even imagine Rumi singing this with anyone else. It feels almost spontaneous, and yet inevitable, the give and take, the way they orbit around each other. Rumi was magnetic before, but with Zoey next to her it’s like her aura redoubles; Mira can feel how the crowd thrills with every teasing smile sent their way.

    Zoey too fills the stage. Rumi’s reacting to her as much as she’s leading, and Zoey’s grin borders on something almost triumphant as they jostle shoulders and Rumi gives way to her. They’re singing to each other, they’re singing to the crowd, they’re—

    They’re singing to her and oh, the attention is addictive.

    Or: in which Mira falls in with married couple Rumi and Zoey and doesn't realize how far that is to fall.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    After a lifetime spent honing her mind and body into one of the world's deadliest killing machines, Helena has never had much time for romance. Being around Dinah makes this a little more complicated.

     

    “Notes?” Renee echoes, looking amused. “You don’t need notes to ask someone out. Is this your first time having feelings for a woman?”

    Helena just looks at her and sees the comprehension dawn.

    “The first time having feelings for anyone?” Renee says, eyes wide. “What about crushes? What did you do when you were a teenager?”

    “Mostly martial arts,” Helena says, feeling miserable again.

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    23 Apr 2026