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Poor Taste, Rich Company by swordboard, toxik_angel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2025
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Draco has terrible taste in men; too old, too married, too convicted of insurance fraud - the worse the man, the more likely Draco is to date him. Which is why Harry, his best friend, is so offended when Draco develops a crush on him.
Harry's taste is just fine, the problem is every other aspect of his life, including the new problem of his terribly attractive hot mess of a best friend trying to make ANOTHER bad choice and ruin their friendship with sex.Featuring: arrest parties, political terrorism, intervention parties, Lucius Malfoy on Twitter, and unrequited love parties.
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The magazine Blaise models for is publishing a portfolio for Body-Positivity week. Understandably, the magazine staff wants a large variety of body types. Showcasing different male models won't be much of a portfolio, after all. All of this is fine and well, but then Blaise has to go and drag Draco into it.
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09 Nov 2025
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Neil is nothing and everything all at once, the entire universe for Andrew, however small of a universe that is. Even Aaron is starting to see it, though the pieces still don't line up.
And Andrew is trying to convince Aaron that he's never jealous? Yeah right. You don't spend your entire life being denied, being hurt, going through foster care with nothing to call your own only to be okay with someone else trying to take the one bright piece of life you call yours.
Or, Aaron is done with Andrew's shit and makes it his job to prove his brother wrong.
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- Part 1 of progress comes in small steps
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Oops, you think I'm in love. That I'm sent from above. (I'm not that innocent). by thegirlwiththeprettybrowneyes
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
30 Sep 2019
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"I'm not a math problem." Neil looked Andrew up and down. He was cute when he wasn't smiling like a maniac.
"I'll still solve you." Andrew replied, voice deep and husky.
Neil cocked his head, a slow smile snaked it's way across his face. "Not gonna lie, that's kind of hot."
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Andrew Minyard's Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Day by thegirlwiththeprettybrowneyes
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
19 Jul 2018
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This is pretty late, but fuck it. Titty window shirt.
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can i get a kiss (can you make it last forever) by Talls
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
26 Mar 2020
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“I’m obsessive about everything,” Neil protests, sitting in a booth with the four upperclassmen he can stand. “What makes this obsession special?”
“Okay, we get the Exy obsession, because you’re legitimately planning on going pro, and we get the Kevin obsession because he’s dedicated to teaching you to go pro, and we even get the Minyard obsession,” Dan says.
“Shh,” Neil pleads desperately, hoping beyond hope that nobody heard that.
“But the podcast has nothing to do with Exy! It’s half about music, and you don’t even like music that much,” Dan says. “It’s literally just music and a really weird guy talking about his homicidal impulses, and it sorta sounds like a joke, but on a much more real level it sounds like it’s absolutely not a joke and I would call the authorities if this guy gave any personal details at all,” Dan says.
“It’s mostly a joke,” Neil offers, but it sounds weak to his own ears.
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In which Andrew has a podcast, and Neil falls in love with him twice.
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- Part 4 of aftg au oneshots