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It’s been raining for days, and Hermione Granger insists she’s only happy when it rains. Also, she also claims she’s only happy when it’s complicated—which works out nicely, because Harry Potter has never done anything simple in his life.
She wants to go to a warehouse grunge party for her 24th birthday. He wants to keep up. Somewhere between the flannel shirt, the rain, the eyeliner, and the treacle tart, things get... messy.
Post-Hogwarts. Post-other people. Pre-everything else.
Emotional intimacy, poor decisions, and the kind of tension that doesn't clear up with the weather.Written for the HP Drizzle Fest.
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Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage
"I'm only happy when it rains
I'm only happy when it's complicated
And though I know you can't appreciate it
I'm only happy when it rains" -
Felix Felicis (would be useful right about now) by CrazyDaysLikeThese
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Sep 2025
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In Harry’s oh so humble opinion, Kingsley Shacklebolt, their current Minister of Magic, jinxed them. Or cursed them. Or just dared the universe to become a problem. It was supposed to be a simple case.
If not for the bloody Portkey.
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That time when Auror Harry stumbled into the middle of an illegal dragon breeding operation... also known as Threshing.
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Of Taming Dragons and Charming Cupboards by Enceladus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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No one would’ve guessed that, fifteen years after the war, Harry Potter would be such a mess. Freshly divorced, estranged from his ex-wife and only daughter, he’s fighting demons he no longer tries to name. So when Draco bloody Malfoy appears at the Magical theatre and then vanishes without acknowledging him—Harry makes a mistake. Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the first thing he’s done right in years.
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“So, Malfoy.” Harry cleared his throat, suddenly nervous. “How have you been?”
It didn’t interrupt the weirdest line of events of that night when Malfoy, instead of a proper answer, simply rolled his eyes.
“Granger?”
“Yes?” Hermione asked, resigned.
“Take the Saviour someplace else, would you?”
“I will.”
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The plan was simple: seduce, deceive, destroy. But something went wrong, because it always does, and now Voldemort is obsessed.
Voldemort vanished after the Ministry debacle, licking his wounds in the dark. Dumbledore is alive. The wizarding world breathes easier.
But Harry knows better.
He knows Voldemort is planning something. Quietly, cleverly.
So he slips behind enemy lines armed with a dagger and a lie, determined to end it once and for all.But something goes wrong, because it always does, so Harry must navigate the consequences of his own choices and the obsessive devotion of a monster who thinks Harry is his.
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Look, it wasn’t like Harry planned to end up snogging — and maybe sort of sleeping — with Draco Malfoy the night before Ron and Hermione’s wedding.
And it definitely wasn’t like he planned to spend the entire wedding day half-hard, half-murderous, and fully out of his mind because Malfoy wouldn’t leave him alone.
But apparently everyone else had seen this coming since sixth year.
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Harry and Ginny babysit Teddy for a weekend.
Chaos, pasta, and a rogue stuffed Niffler ensue.
Unexpected kisses might happen (right after bath time battles).- Language:
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» AU — Harry tiene el 'don' de ver a los muertos desde que nació y cuando una misteriosa chica francesa se le empieza a aparecer, clamando estar perdida en el tiempo, su vida se comienza a descontrolar mientras embarca un viaje en el cual debe de descubrir la razón por la cual se comienza a desgarrar el velo entro la vida y la muerte y como Mandy, quién es la peor anomalía en existencia, tiene que ver con todo esto.
Y no olvidemos que debe también detener el apocalipsis, controlar su inminente desequilibrio mental y, como si fuera poco, lidiar con su (desastrosa) vida amorosa.
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Today might just be an ordinary day for some people, but not for Harry.
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the jetset life is gonna kill you by ptvgoated
Fandoms: Harry Styles - Fandom, One Direction (Band), Fine Line - Harry Styles (Album)
21 Jun 2025
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Harry is a single father struggling with alcoholism, though he tries his hardest to nurture his child. Felix is your run of the mill fuck boy who still lives with his abusive father. As both learn to adjust, a party comes along and the two meet. Feeling desperate for so long, they have craved each other's genuine touch.
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The war is over—he has fought, he has died, he has won.
And yet, Harry wakes in the graveyard, in the moment before it all begins again.
The war will rise, but this time, Cedric Diggory will be forgotten. Because Harry is wearing his skin.
Voldemort rises, and something inside Harry aches—raw, hollow, reaching for what was lost. He does not know if he wants to run or be devoured.
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Been running from a man who tried to kill me in my dreams by Randowhoshouldbesleeping (randowhoshouldbesleeping)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2025
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Percy’s mother was nice, pretty, caring and terribly unlucky.
Percy knew that. He knew that his mother had been through a lot, and he also knew that the tale she had told him, about parents that died in plane crashes and uncles that died of cancer, was not the truth. Or at least not the entirety of it anyway. He still remembered the one time he had found this book squashed somewhere in the last nook of the bookshelf. It was a deep green and when he opened it the name Saffine Riddle was written on the upper left corner in neat letters.
Or: When a long forgotten letter resurfaces, secrets of the past start to unravel that might change the course of history forever.
Or: The one in which Sally is Voldemorts runaway squib daughter, the Gods have beef with the wizards, Percy is going through divine puberty, English weather sucks even more than usual, Dumbledore is suspicious, the Golden Trio are surprisingly apt detectives, the Slytherins fancy themselves traditionalists, everyone is prone to joining cults and Snape is just trying to teach potions.
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it wasn't about you by written by (legonerd)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Danny Phantom
01 Jun 2025
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"Look!" Harry forcibly moved Ron's head. "He's laughing."
"Yes, people tend to do that if they find something funny," Ron said, still chewing.
"Malfoy laughs at people. He's laughing with the Hufflepuff!" Harry insisted. "Definitely up to no good."
Or: Draco Malfoy and Danny Fenton were twins reunited, and they were making it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 1 of you were a clown
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Drabbles and one-shots revolving around one fabulous Draco Malfoy and his git of a boyfriend, Harry freaking Potter.
1. Hair charms and Proposals!!!
2. Potter, You Absolute Menace!
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Severus Snape is only human. Nothing more than a man — capable, despite everything, of the most ordinary feelings.
It only took forty-three years.
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Cover for A Game of Two Halves by ebbet by Strangemagpie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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- Part 219 of FIC COVERS
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We Were Together. I forget the rest. by Prill_and_Quill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2025
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When the Ministry of Magic enacts the Binding Partnerships Act to reverse plummeting magical birth rates, Hermione is matched with the one person she’s loved—and lost—for most of her life.
But Harry is still tangled in old love, old ghosts, and Hermione knows she won’t survive watching him break her heart again.
So she runs.
In Chicago, she begins again as a Muggle journalist. With unexpected allies and purpose and a community that asks nothing of her magic, Hermione begins to rediscover who she is without the war, without expectation—and without Harry.
But love has a magic of its own.
And some letters aren’t goodbyes. They’re rescue flares.
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- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story But True
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Draco Malfoy has searched for his betrothed his entire life, guided only by the minuscule clues his parents revealed to him. in his fifth year of Hogwarts, he'd found nothing. Instead, he had a growing awareness of Harry Potter - the biggest pain in the arse in the universe - and a new class he did not sign up for. Intercultural Relations, a class designed to force him into an awareness of a world he never intended to interact with. He had no desire to play Twister, no desire to play soccer, and definetly no desire to play house with Potter and fifty of his closest friends.
He was lucky Draco cared about his grades, he wouldn't be caught dead in this disgusting cess-pool of a basement if he didn't. The Chamber of Secrets was an infection waiting to happen, no matter how objectively cool it was.
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Respecter le capitaine by Le_Chevalier_de_la_Vernaye
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2025
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Harry pensait pouvoir tout contrôler. Il pensait qu’en tant qu’attrapeur de l’équipe de Serpentard, il pouvait défier l’autorité de son capitaine sans conséquences. Il s’était trompé. Marcus ne laisse rien passer.
Après un entraînement éprouvant, Harry se retrouve avec Marcus dans les vestiaires, sous les douches brûlantes, exposé au regard silencieux de toute l’équipe. Il aurait pu résister. Il aurait dû. Mais son corps a décidé autrement.
Un jeu de domination. Une soumission progressive. Une humiliation exquise.
Quand Marcus Flint décide de faire comprendre qui est le vrai patron, Harry n’a d’autre choix que d’obéir. Et pire encore… il adore ça.
One Shot.
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За іронією долі | A Strange Twist of Fate by Ilovemylifecuzmylifeisyou
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2025
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Гаррі геть не очікував одного дня прокинутися не зовсім людиною, але всесвіт завжди отримував чимале задоволення, кидаючи його на поталу вовкам. І коли дехто застав його в досить... незручному становищі, Гаррі зрозумів, наскільки буквальним може бути цей вираз.
Переклад з англійської фанфіка A Strange Twist of Fate автора shinigami714 -
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“Have you ever had something happen in your life that felt like a filter had been removed from your mind, and you could finally comprehend what was happening years and years ago more clearly?”
The one in which Harry realises he fell first, and hard, roughly twenty years late, and things escalate from there.