syrupwit
Fandoms
- Stellar Firma (Podcast) (25)
- Invader Zim (20)
- Dishonored (Video Games) (18)
- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (16)
- Dragon Age II (15)
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It’s like she doesn’t want anyone to know they’re fooling around.
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Cursed by a hag, the Vampire Ascendant has lost his heart. Not to worry; he wasn't using it, and the curse will be broken when someone falls in love with him of their own free will. Baldur's Gate is crawling with restless spirits just waiting to be resurrected and given a trial run as his consort, and if one of them won't do, this helpful ghost might.
(The ghost, meanwhile, is more concerned with reorganizing his library.)
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Alternate summary: In a no-tadpole AU, Ascended Astarion systematically resurrects and fumbles every companion.
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Astarion drinks the wrong potion and inadvertently turns into a weak and helpless bat. Shadowheart loves animals, and the bat loves her, so that's fine. Then he turns back and starts throwing a tantrum about it, which would also be fine -- except that Shadowheart is not fine.
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Attempted intimacy, with various caveats.
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“I’m really very easy to read, if you pay attention.”
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Believe it or not, you're in my heart all the time.
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- 24,700
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- 2
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- 9
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Collected fics and snippet collections ft. my f!Surana.
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- 10,510
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DADWC by syrupwit
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
08 Dec 2024
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Fills for dadrunkwriting on tumblr.
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- 37,497
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- 22
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I couldn't write ZADR back in 2006, so I'm writing it now. This is for fun, not serious. Here there be fluff with minimal complications.
A wonderful podfic for the full series has been created by MiladyMorningstar!
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- 13,900
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- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 40
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girl!anakin or whatever by syrupwit
Fandom Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
06 Sep 2016
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Anakin Skywalker is a lesbian, and she gets Padmé Force-pregnant by accident. Yay!
A podfic for the first work in this series has been created by BrickGrass!
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- 3,480
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Volo's Guide To Your Mother by LulaMillay
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
11 Feb 2026
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Volothamp Geddarm has a brand new guidebook out, and it's all about seducing Gale's mother.
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Astarion knows her smile when she wants to steal away for a drink. They’ve shared enough clandestine bottles, all down the road to Baldur’s Gate for him to know this is something else—something wicked. Something for her goddess.
Shadowheart has a newfound purpose in life. Astarion wishes she didn't. Too late now.
Bookmarked by syrupwit
14 Jun 2025
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“Then, what is it you offer?”
The barkeep slid the requested wine up beside Astarion, and the pale stranger’s knowing smile returned. He leaned forward, closer now. When he reached past Astarion to fetch the glass, Astarion caught the otherworldly scent of his skin: earthy and herbal, but blue and scorched like the astral zephyr, as though what he had said about the planes was true. As the elf straightened, he paused for a moment, lingering at Astarion’s ear. He uttered a simple word: “Pleasure.”
Ten years after the defeat of the Absolute, Astarion haunts the streets of the Sword Coast like a ghost, alone, searching desperately for a cure to his undeath. While following the trail of a shadowy rumor, he meets a dark and mysterious man who reminds him of himself. With his fate hanging in the balance, he must decide whether to take this stranger’s hand and be led to a life new and strange. But—at what cost?
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Bookmarked by syrupwit
12 Jun 2025
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After killing a clutch of goblins and coincidentally saving a bunch of tieflings, Astarion and Shadowheart share a bottle of wine and bit of gossip.
Bookmarked by syrupwit
23 May 2025