syrupwit
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- Stellar Firma (Podcast) (25)
- Invader Zim (20)
- Dishonored (Video Games) (18)
- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (16)
- Dragon Age II (14)
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Astarion drinks the wrong potion and inadvertently turns into a weak and helpless bat. Shadowheart loves animals, and the bat loves her, so that's fine. Then he turns back and starts throwing a tantrum about it, which would also be fine -- except that Shadowheart is not fine.
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It’s like she doesn’t want anyone to know they’re fooling around.
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Cursed by a hag, the Vampire Ascendant has lost his heart. Not to worry; he wasn't using it, and the curse will be broken when someone falls in love with him of their own free will. Baldur's Gate is crawling with restless spirits just waiting to be resurrected and given a trial run as his consort, and if one of them won't do, this helpful ghost might.
(The ghost, meanwhile, is more concerned with reorganizing his library.)
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Alternate summary: In a no-tadpole AU, Ascended Astarion systematically resurrects and fumbles every companion.
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Attempted intimacy, with various caveats.
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“I’m really very easy to read, if you pay attention.”
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Loosely related Minthara/Dark Justiciar Shadowheart oneshots, mostly PWP.
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Believe it or not, you're in my heart all the time.
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Collected fics and snippet collections ft. my f!Surana.
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DADWC by syrupwit
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
08 Dec 2024
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Fills for dadrunkwriting on tumblr.
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I couldn't write ZADR back in 2006, so I'm writing it now. This is for fun, not serious. Here there be fluff with minimal complications.
A wonderful podfic for the full series has been created by MiladyMorningstar!
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Gale, the God of Ambition, was beginning to suspect that the realities of divinity may not align with his expectations when Mystra came to him with an offer he found impossible to refuse.
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Bookmarked by syrupwit
18 Apr 2026
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Nothing drives patrons into bar seats quite like bad news.
With the impending dread of Ketheric Thorm retaking his seat in Reithwin's council, Last Light is bustling to the brim. Happy hours are a hectic affair as is, but with Karlach's favourite patron missing and Aylin's chance encounter with a mysterious Selûnite, the ensuing chaos created is bound to change a couple fates.
A balanced multi-couple piece of fiction that can be read as a whole, or through the PoV chapters of either pairing [Shadowlach] or [Moonmaidens].
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Bookmarked by syrupwit
09 Apr 2026
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Minthara saves Shadowheart's life and it changes both of them forever.
Not wall to wall grimdark (torture) porn, but it is Minthara being Minthara.
Bookmarked by syrupwit
08 Apr 2026
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Five years later, Astarion is still in love with Gale. One day he finally gets the chance to demonstrate how much.
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Bookmarked by syrupwit
26 Dec 2024
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From the moment Minthara walked into his office, Gale Dekarios should have known she was trouble. But the most affordable private detective on the Sword Coast can never say no to a pretty face, especially when it's been a while since he had a paying case. Now Gale is on the hunt for a missing dragonborn and a certain gemstone, in a city full of beautiful killers, corrupt politicians, and several of his exes. Forget it, kid: it's Baldur's Gate.
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- English
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Bookmarked by syrupwit
24 Mar 2026