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A Human is like the End of a Wormhole… You Never Know What Will Come Out of Its Mouth! by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
28 Dec 2025
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When an alien comes to visit, Fern gets to infodump about biology. Let's hope no one is scarred for life!
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"Fern had been minding her business in one of the common rooms, but now she squatted on the ground next to a reclining alien. They had come to pick out a human pet for their kin group to raise and paused to undergo trivision."Series
- Part 4 of Ube's HaSO fics
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- English
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- 759
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Danny wakes up in a strange city feeling a little weird… how is he supposed to survive a new universe as a duck, and who are these people who kidnapped him???
AKA Tim gets a little buddy in the form of Danny-as-a-duck. They make a good team and a lot of chaos.
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I'm just an employee on a space ship but I've been recruited to watch my human coworker's juvenile sibling??? by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Sep 2025
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Kell needs someone to watch their sibling for a week, and Faja is conveniently on-planet. Ae does not know how to care for a juvenile human.
All language is in universal interplanetary (UIPL) unless otherwise specified.
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- Part 13 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs... but they aren't the strongest by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Sep 2025
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It's best to be polite.
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"Prak [human]: So why’d we have to learn so much etiquette for our guest again?
Alien 1 [crewmate]: Did you not read the brief? Are all humans as bad at details as you?
P: Oh shut it. I just don’t get all this about space fae"
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- Part 12 of Ube's HaSO fics
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- English
- Words:
- 210
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- 1/1
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- 20
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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“I know what you’re going to say. Poor little rich boy. But he -- really was, okay? At least I lost my dad when I was older. I had training to deal with everything. I had people helping me. He had nobody.”
In the middle of a Justice League meeting, Oliver stands up for Bruce Wayne.
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28 Feb 2025
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it is nice to see someone care for Bruce as just a human being, like any other
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"Father was hit by a magic user on patrol."
"Me," Little Bruce clarifies, stumbling to try and place the jug of orange juice on the island without spilling it all over himself, "I'm father."
It's worse than Duke could have ever assumed, but he kind of can't stop smiling, "His memories have regressed too?"
Damian sighs, "Yes. He's currently eight."
"Eight and a half," Bruce corrects petulantly, frowning at Damian, which is hilarious because Damian glares back with the exact same expression.
(Bruce is hit with a de-age spell, now its up to his three youngest kids to pick up the pieces.)
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Say That Again, I Dare You by eaglerayys
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
07 Jul 2024
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That was the last straw. Oliver knew that everyone and their mother had opinions on his friend, but to hear such dismissive words from Batman of all people? Batman, who more than anyone should know just how much good Wayne Enterprises did for Gotham, specifically at Brucie’s behest?
"Say that again, I fucking dare you."
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Oliver defends Bruce Wayne when Batman insults him during a Justice League meeting.
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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A very long time ago, when there was no after the war because such a thing seemed to us like an impossibility that would never come to pass, Rachel told me when I die, I want to go out as a grizzly.
But she didn't, and instead she left me alone, to try and figure out where I fit into everything: into a world where everybody else went home, but I never did.
Why didn't I just go home?
(Or: after Rachel's death, Tobias meets a Yeerk nothlit, and doesn't know where to go from there.)