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Definitely Not Electric Fauna by tea_time_t
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
09 Sep 2025
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One time that Murderbot goes into a recharge cycle, ART realizes that it can experience the SecUnit's dreams. The first nightmare isn't any fun, but the next dream is something else entirely.
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Murderbot talks to a to a bot pilot. It does this all the time, so why is ART being so weird about it?
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"ART? Why do you want me to run a recursive code?"
I was hoping to see if you reacted to it differently than I do.
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Aka: ART teaches Murderbot how bots masturbate.
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It is a hot, humid day out, and Murderbot refuses to take off its jacket. Amena comes to the rescue.
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Sam gets Danny a new collar.
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The Inherent Romanticism of Dragons by A_Plethora_Of_Peters, Alienea, fruitbattery, Juan_Pujol_Garcia, lost_in_the_cosmos, octovoid128, orcamermaid, orphan_account, OurBoyJace, pleasekalemenow, Sinna (OurBoyJace), tea_time_t
Fandom: High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album), The Mechanisms (Band)
23 Apr 2021
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The trolls are old enough for Ascension Day, when they would normally either be culled or join the Fleet. This time, though, the Fleet never shows up. Supply shipments start running low before they stop entirely. Alternia is thrown into chaos.
Then the aliens show up.
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Humans were screaming, I was sprinting toward the problem, and the sky was unleashing a chill, torrential rain that made me nostalgic for getting hosed off in the security ready room.
It should have been the perfect day.
Well, not for the screaming people trapped in the collapsed building. Their day probably sucked. For me, it was exactly what I needed.
More than anything, I really needed there to be a problem, because if there wasn’t then I was the problem.
And there's only one kind of problem a rogue SecUnit can be.Bookmarked by tea_time_t
19 Dec 2025
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MB and ART are both so fucking damaged it hurts my heart. Incredible.
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Alternate Universe where pretty much everything is the same except humans metamorphose inside Pods. Normal stuff.
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podding, attempted cannibalism, and other teen things by CompletelyDifferent, with podfic by bluegeekEM
what to do when your friend is a victim of organ harvesting by isilee, with podfic by bluegeekEM- Words:
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17 Jan 2026
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podding, attempted cannibalism, and other teen things by CompletelyDifferent for FlipSpring
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
25 Sep 2023
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Puberty sucks.
This doesn't change when your puberty includes the evolutionary drive to build a cocoon in the shower stall of the super-intelligent space-ship who accidentally kidnapped you.
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17 Jan 2026
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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15 Jan 2026
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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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30 Jan 2024