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And for a brief moment, we were superluminal by testosterdile
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
25 Apr 2026
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The year is 2026. You’re in a kitchen steeped in the scent of tea and chemicals and decay. You’re in a hamlet in England, in a cottage built just on the cusp of an infinite wilderness, bare branches reaching for the exterior like press microphones.
And you’re not alone.
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Hi-Touch by testosterdile
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
24 Dec 2025
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"The only logical conclusions are that you harbor some secret contagion transmitted exclusively through uma-to-uma contact, or—” Tachyon reached a hand toward Digital. “It’s me.”
Her fingers were nearing the soft of Digital’s cheek when Digital noticed. She pulled back, hard, falling onto her tail and dragging it across the floor as she scrambled away. If it wasn’t for the fascination growing hot and wolfish in her chest, Tachyon might’ve felt somewhat hurt.
Instead, she laughed.
Or; Digital feels unworthy to touch the skin of other umas. Her girlfriend helps the only way she knows how.
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The Outside World (Is for Lovers) by testosterdile
Fandoms: Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena
09 Sep 2025
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Anthy stirs awake to something sharp jabbing her ribcage. In the breath of space between dream and waking, where overripe roses pucker and silhouettes prowl and pad like princes, she braces herself for the inevitable slip of steel into her skin, only to be jolted into consciousness by an ugly, thundering snore inches from her face.
Written for Two-Girl Revolution zine.
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Outside the World We Dreamt We Built by testosterdile
Fandoms: Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2024
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“Hey, Soul?” Liz started. “Have you ever considered what you were going to do after this?”
“The gala? Go back to Death City, I guess.” He flicked a rhythm on the can’s tab before bringing it to his lips. “Maybe try to bleach the image of Black Star’s bare chest from my brain.”
“No, I meant,” she made a vague sweeping gesture in the air, cigarette ash dusting her jeans like freshly fallen snow. “All of this. Everything.”
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Three years after the Battle on the Moon, the Shibusen kids go on a road trip and think about what comes next.
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There was a quiet and ineffable sort of insanity that paved the open road, they learned, one that displaces the soul and reminds it of its own brevity. Luckily for them, all that was needed to best its thrall was the endearing distraction of friendship, greasy road food, and a well-tailored Journey mixtape or two.
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Souji learns something from every client, both about them, and about himself.
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In which, Gonathon with a G is dearly loved.
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- Part 40 of For Friends
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21 May 2025
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Her mother always stressed the importance of sticking to a routine religiously. Routine is the key to mental hygiene, and discipline is what wins battles. A disciplined athlete doesn’t look at a match like a game, but a series of choices and contingencies and potential failures. Never put yourself in a losing situation, but always prepare yourself for when the enemy will pull the rug out from under your feet. Go in with a strategy, but be willing to scrap it.
Always come out on top. Never lose
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Agent Four is a lot of things: three-time record holder, ranked fanatic, golden child, secret agent, cash cow, desperately unlucky, and rarely herself.
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01 Mar 2024
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“Yes,” Anthy agreed, because she was the Rose Bride first and foremost, and Shiori second. She finished dressing and went up to Juri, towards the stairs. Putting a hand on Juri’s elbow, she continued, straight-faced and blandly, “Should I kiss you? The way you want to be kissed—like a real prince.”
Juri wins a duel. Shiori haunts the narrative.
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11 Feb 2024
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The princess who was a witch finally found her prince who was a princess, and they lived happily ever after and under only a few shadows.
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27 Oct 2023