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The Old Guard by thathelpfulstranger
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
10 Sep 2022
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“But why me?”
The question leaves Shepard's mouth before she can stop it and she watches Anderson carefully; not that she’s considering this because, of course, she’s already made up her mind.
“I told them the Alliance jumped the goddamned gun the day they rejected you and not to make the same mistake.”
She should say no. Preferably, in a polite and deferential manner because wow, yeah, she’s never getting a reference as good as that again—shit, she should probably ask to get that in writing, shouldn’t she?
I’ll do it leaves her lips instead.
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Hermione agrees to pretend to be Andromeda Tonks’ girlfriend for a month long holiday at the Black family’s remote Chateau. Far from home in the French countryside, Hermione finds herself ill prepared to handle the strange intensity of the eldest Black sister.
Bellatrix’s suspicion of their charade keeps Hermione on her toes, wondering just why she’s so invested in the authenticity of their relationship. Is Bellatrix seeking only the truth, or is she coveting something else altogether?
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Hermione Granger has a bit of a crush on her professor and there's not much she won't do to get her attention. Teacher/Student AU
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26 Jul 2022
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wonderfully written tale betwixt prof bella and student herms — really really good
(perfectly angsty)
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Clowns to the Left of Me by Looktotheedges
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Grace and Frankie (TV)
22 Jun 2021
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This has to be a joke. A nightmare. This cannot be happening.
Thirty years since the end of the war, reputation finally recovered, and Narcissa's husband, Lucius Malfoy...reveals that he's been having a twenty year love affair with his work colleague.
With Neville Longbottom. Yes, that Neville Longbottom. Currently married to Luna Lovegood.
And now, as if she could not sink any lower, Narcissa has somehow found herself living at Shell Cottage with said lunatic witch. A witch who is always jabbering pure nonsense. Leaving strange plants and animals all over the place. Singing, and dancing, and happily dragging Narcissa around. Never wearing appropriate clothing, getting paint everywhere and—
No. This has to be a joke. A very cruel joke. Ridiculous.
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The Grace and Frankie inspired AU that turns our emotionally repressed Ice Queen and lovable kook into reluctant roommates. You don't need to have watched Grace and Frankie to read it (although it's really good, so you definitely should!)
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08 Jul 2022
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a wonderful read with an oh so delightful pairing
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i think i may have a thing for older women? -
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Draco has been given a task by the Dark Lord. A task he can't refuse. Either kill Dumbledore...or he and his family will be killed.
Well. Narcissa Malfoy shan't let her son become a killer. Not for her, not for anything. She'll do anything for her son. Give her life for her son.
Become a killer for her son. Take his place at Hogwarts...and do the deed herself.Although she had not anticipated being a teenage boy being quite so difficult.
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16 Jun 2022
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cute as hell, narcissa/hermoine but with a delightful twist
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it’s one sided Freaky Friday!
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Some supernatural things are not meant to be touched.
Farah dared you, you accepted, which resulted in you accidentally time-travelling about nine centuries back and tumbling right into the lap of the most intimidating knight you've ever seen.
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i made up a whole storyline so i could write that one scene about knight!ava on her knees.
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13 Mar 2022
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WAYHAVEN CHRONICLES AVA/MC FIX/HIT/SHOT/PERK/TOP UP
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the year is 2077 and book 27 of wayhaven chronicles has been released…something something ava clenches her jaw, something something mc watches her leave with a tingly feeling in her chest… [read more in book 28]