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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Speak of the devil. Kaz says, “Wylan, hurry up.””

    Wylan closed his eyes and groaned. Five minutes in and he already wanted to go home.

    “We should go down before he has a fit,” Nina said. The three of them filtered out of the flat, leaving Wylan swaying sleepily in the bathroom doorway. Before he left, Jesper spun around at the door and smiled at Wylan. “See you downstairs, Wy.”

    Wylan’s heart stuttered. Alright. Maybe this road trip wouldn’t be all bad.

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    Modern AU where the crows attempt to navigate through a two day road trip but Wylan and Jesper are clueless and yearning, Nina is begging for them to get their act together, Matthias and Inej just want a peaceful journey, and Kaz is willing to kill everyone for disrupting his plan.

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    11 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Two times Jesper has to take care of a drunk Wylan, and one time he takes care of him sober.

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    “Would—” he starts, then shakes his head again, hair moving with it.

    Jesper gives it a long moment before prompting, “Would...?”

    A frustrated little noise. “I want to ask you to drive me home but you’re talking to that girl and I interrupted and made her leave so it feels unfair to ask. And I don’t want a taxi. I don’t want some stranger. I want...”

    You, Jesper hears, but it’s just wishful thinking.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.

    “What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.

    “What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”

    Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “You look really well,” Jesper says then, unable to help himself.

    “I know,” Wylan says plainly, with a small shrug. “It’s classic me. Came to college and got pretty.”

    Jesper laughs, although he’s not fully sure why. It just feels like such a Wylan response to give, whatever that could mean; a little self-deprecating, and also gesturing to the understanding—the knowledge—that they have of each other. Is it classic Wylan, to do this? Only Jesper would be able to tell. Only they could understand each other like this, even now.

    Jesper and Wylan aren’t friends in school, but they certainly aren’t strangers, no matter how much they try to act like it. In university, their lives continue to weave in and out of one another’s, pushing and pulling each other through their insecurities, pasts, and other relationships. But they always seem to come back to this fact—they can never be strangers.

    (or, a Wesper Normal People AU)

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    09 Feb 2026

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    this absolutely destroyed me lol!

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Jesper grinned, letting his hand drop from the geldings neck. He rested his arm on the handle of his revolver, not missing the way Wylan tracked the movement with hungry eyes.

    "I don't know 'bout that," he drawled, forcing Wylan's eyes too look back up at him, "why not save the horse and ride the cowboy instead?" He gestured at himself helpfully.

    Wylan's eyes went dark, pushing off from where he was leaning against the stable door. "You're ridiculous," he muttered, grabbing hold of the lapels of Jesper’s chequered shirt.

    He grinned, devilish, sharp, utterly delighted by the turn of events, before he found himself being manhandled onto an overturned feed trough.

    Well. Fuck.

     

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    Jesper's untimely robbery of some random house lands him with *far* more then expected.

    The problem? Well there isn't one, not until he gets driven out of the town by angry debt collectors and the same person he tried to rob and instead ended up fucking is forced to go with him.

     

    Now they have to meander their way through the Wild West, dodging bullets and old enemies and their inevitable feelings.

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    03 Mar 2026