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    He drives to the airport with an unshakeable urge to pull over and turn around. He smokes four cigarettes in a row before he boards the plane, then chews an entire pack of gum on the flight to try and cover the worst of the smell.

    He exits the airport half-hoping that Shane has chickened out of the whole thing. Then he spots him, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel in the most boring suburban dad car Ilya has ever had the misfortune of laying his eyes on, and he’s so happy to see him that his legs feel unsteady beneath his weight.

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    Or, the cottage, Ilya's version: an extended ep 6 featuring my take on what happened in the gaps we didn't see.

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    "Sorry, what?" Shane tore his eyes away from Ilya.

    Wyatt snorted, amused. "You know you can go over there, right? The days of gazing longingly at each other and hoping nobody notices are behind you, buddy."

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    "I'm going to give you a choice," he says. Shane is looking up at him with as much annoyance as he can muster and is failing spectacularly. He looks like a guilty puppy. "Either I make you come five times tonight, or I come inside you five times. You get to pick."

    From a guilty puppy to an extremely confused and shocked grown man. "What?"

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    my alpha x alpha hollanov au. i am inordinately proud of this name.

    series order:
    1. bad idea, right?
    2. j'n'ai qu'une envie (c'est toi)
    3. **COMING SOON** heh

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