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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Steve Rogers, five foot four and a hundred and ten pounds, met Tony Stark in a bar, he didn't expect it to lead to a relationship. Or that Tony would find out he's not an art student during a SHIELD rescue mission in Afghanistan.

    Podfic of Toy Soldiers by copperbadge.

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    20 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Collection of my stories set in Alternate Universes. All stand-alone stories.

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    16 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    15 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Shepard is stolen out from under Cerberus’s nose before they can wake her. The warring factions who still want her body lead her right to Omega… and Garrus.

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    17 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    Jane Shepard, the heiress to Normandy House, has always and will always regard marriage to be nothing more than a sham. She'd rather live the life of a spinster than the life of a wife. But when the future of Normandy House is thrown out of her favor, she begrudgingly enters the marriage mart. After months of failure, a sliver of hope presents itself in the form of Viscount Garrus Vakarian, known playboy, rake, slut, and all other like terms. He proposes a daring plan: pretend to court and marry for a span of four months, before Garrus fakes his death and abandons the Citadel for good. It secures Shepard's claim to Normandy House and offers the benefits of widowed life, while favoring Garrus and his all-too secretive plans he shares with no one, including Shepard. But through the fake longing gazes and fabricated dates and the tense waltzes in balls, Shepard begins to fear the one thing that could scare her more than the prospect of marriage.

    That through it all, she was falling in love with the Viscount.

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    17 Jan 2025