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    Scorn and the Saint-Maker by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    26 Mar 2026

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    Doctor Crowley has turned truancy into an art form, lecturing only under sufferance. Doctor Fell has signed up for his undergraduate course and has no plans to let him slack off.

    When a faculty member is found dead, our heroes start forming uneasy suspicions. What was the occult symbol drawn next to the body? Why does it feel like they’ve known each other forever? How is Crowley supposed to tell police that he thinks the murderer is a demon he summoned 35 years ago? And what about that statue that’s the spitting image of the victim?

    It’s a murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of (as-yet skippable) smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (reportedly), and one trans angel.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    The Complexity of Being Kissed Senseless by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    11 Aug 2025

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    As the Second Coming approaches, Aziraphale and Crowley are finally ready to confess their feelings and try to be together. It should be easy, but heaven’s meddling leaves them struggling to sense everything they need to.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    When Hell Freezes Over by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    31 Jan 2025

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    “Not afraid at all,” the angel finally says. “I mean, maybe slightly afraid. You see, my editor-in-chief doesn’t know I’m here.”
    “He doesn’t?”
    “I was supposed to review the new production of Hamlet…”
    “The one with Ian McKellen?”
    “Yes, exactly, but Eve – Miss Gardner, that is – she’s been working so hard and she would love nothing more than to be taken seriously, and she thought Gabriel gave her this assignment for all the wrong reasons, you see – and, between us, knowing Gabriel, I’m quite sure she was right – and, and I realized she needed my assignment way more than I did. So, if you really must know, I just… gave it away.”
    “You what?!”
    “I gave it away!” the angel repeats, slightly distressed.
    “Let me get this straight: you traded the chance to review one of the most anticipated shows of the year to interview… little old me?”

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    (Or: Crowley is a magician with a new Inferno-inspired show opening in London, Aziraphale the angelic-looking journalist who's supposed to interview him. Crowley immediately tries his best to ruffle his feathers. Much to his surprise, though, Aziraphale isn't as pearl-clutchy as he looks. Things go as you'd expect.)

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    12 Feb 2025

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    A.Z. Fell & Co: The Yelp Chronicles by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    20 Feb 2026

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    When Maggie opens a Yelp-page for Aziraphale's bookshop, nobody is prepared for a bunch of conspiracy theorists to find it. Unfortunately they do, and now they're trying to prove that the shop's owner must be a vampire, a hypnotist, or even something as outlandish as an angel. It probably doesn't help that Crowley keeps encouraging them...

    But despite that, even the sane parts of the internet seem to be having a blast following the bookshop's history through war, fire, romance, temporary abandonment, and a tooth-rottingly sweet happy ending – all through the lens of a couple of Yelp reviews.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Getting it Sorted by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    13 Jan 2024

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    Aziraphale's book-sorting strategies are maddeningly obscure, Crowley's got snake eyes which are tragically bad at reading, and the local vicar is a little bit bored.

    When the new retiree at the end of the lane asks Father John for a hand in solving a mystery around his house, it seems like a benign enough offer. Read some books, gather some intel, occasionally attend a clandestine meeting in a leaky old garden shed. Surely nothing can go too wrong.

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    28 Nov 2024