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Harry Potter: A Hogwarts Production by thegreatestdollarbean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Original Work, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
21 Sep 2025
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The Boy Who Lived: A Theatrical Triumph or Torrid Travestry
Can you believe it has been 25 years since Voldemort’s defeat? Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will commemorate this milestone with its annual school festival on Victory Day, but the real question is this: will the premiere of the first-ever theatrical retelling of Harry Potter’s legendary triumph over the Dark Lord be a feat... or a flop? Can the talented cast of Hogwarts students bring the magic of history alive, or will the burden of this task prove to be too great to bear?
Only one thing is for certain: the Wizarding World will be watching!
Written by Francesca Pheme
29th April, 2023
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I'll stay here (with you, forever) by thegreatestdollarbean
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2023
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A night between Remus and Sirius full of food, banter, and promises for forever.
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The Genesis of All for One and One for All by katydid
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2022
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25 Aug 2025
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turtles, all the way down by slutforwikihow_444
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Jul 2024
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“How much English do you know?”
Izuku joined him on the floor. “Basic phrases, some verb conjugations. I could probably introduce myself and ask a few questions.”
Katsuki flashed him a smug look. “So nothing important.”
Izuku suppressed the urge to smack the back of Katsuki’s head, thinking resolutely of his Pros and Cons list.
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Katsuki is fluent in English. Izuku wants in. Unfortunately for all parties involved, learning a language takes a bucket of time, a spoonful of consistency, a gratuitous pinch of motivation and several large helpings of persistence. Too bad they forgot the communication.
Alternate title: how creative can Bakugou get with his insults before they turn into terms of endearment?
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16 Aug 2025
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Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.
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28 Mar 2024
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Lucas makes a habit of showing up outside Maya's window. It's not a big deal.
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17 Oct 2023
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we must unite inside her walls or we'll crumble from within by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2014
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stories for the ladies of hogwarts, who cry, waver, giggle, trespass, and who deserve our respect all the same
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30 Jan 2023