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sweetheart (desperate moan)A Harmony fic charting their evolution from close friends to complete estrangement and eventually, lovers...
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Hermione crept inside the library at Malfoy Manor as quietly as possible. It was as good a place as any to catch her metaphorical breath, before she had to plaster on a fake smile and rejoin the ball to keep up appearances. Maybe she could find that book on the origins of arithmancy Draco mentioned the last time they were here? Hermione doubted she’d be back at the Manor any time soon. If ever. Not after tonight.
Making her way to her favourite spot in the back corner, Hermione was taken aback to discover Draco collapsed in one of the wing-backed chairs; wearily rubbing his eyes with one hand, as the other gripped an empty glass tightly. Notes of firewhisky lingered in the air.
He hadn’t noticed her.
Recovering from her surprise as best she could, Hermione deliberately kept her voice light. “Malfoy? Why on Earth are you hiding in the library? This is your Engagement Ball. Shouldn’t you be out there accepting fawning praise from Sacred Twenty-Eight luminaries for doing your part in keeping the Malfoy family tree as devoid of branches as possible?”
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Admittedly five minutes wouldn’t normally be considered a great deal of time spent hunting for missing items. But as the items in question were her clothes and she was conducting the search stark naked in Draco Malfoy’s bedroom, the past five minutes had felt like a bloody lifetime. Sighing, she dropped to her knees to check under his bed, cursing her predicament.
An entreating, slightly husky voice floated down from above; finding her in all of her embarrassed, nude glory. “Granger, what on earth are you doing down there? Come back to bed.”
Hermione winced. Not moving from her position on the floor, she silently mouthed ‘fuck’ — reaching under his bed and feeling around for her missing trousers. Or her missing knickers. Or even socks for the love of Merlin — at this point she’d take finding anything to bloody wear as at least a partial victory. Focused on her task, she endeavoured to respond casually. “I’m trying to find my clothes so I can leave. You know, the typical conclusion of a one-night stand.”
Draco snorted from his position on top of the bed and she could hear his smirk. “Oh is that what this was? How many ‘one-night stands’ are we at now, Granger? Six?”
Actually, it was seven.
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Eddie ignored the tentative knocking from the door behind him as he continued to set up the classroom. He needed everything to be perfect so he could lead his merry band of players through the next phase of the campaign. He was in the zone – and he did not tolerate interruptions from the zone.
The knock got louder — almost imperceptibly so.
He sighed as he dropped a chair unceremoniously in place. “Can I help you?” he asked the interloper loudly, without turning around. He was annoyed. Honestly, he loved these kids but he required time to work his magic. None of this just happened — Eddie Munson made it happen.
“I’m sorry to interrupt. Are you busy?” asked a hesitant, feminine voice.
Eddie froze. No fucking way.
Why was Chrissy Cunningham talking to him? How did she even know where to find him?
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“Granger,” Draco said politely with a nod as he hung up his coat and sat behind his desk in their shared office.
“Malfoy,” she said with exaggerated emphasis, looking up from the parchment in her hands as she sat across from him at her own desk. “Long lunch?”
Draco blinked, confused by her inflection. “Ah, yes. I was running errands. What are you reading?”
“Oh Theo dropped off some reports and this one is fascinating. I started reading and got so caught up in it that I forgot to take lunch altogether.” Her smile was wide but it emphatically did not reach her eyes. He felt his stomach drop.
“Oh?” Draco asked, trying to sound casual as he ignored his growing anxiety. “What’s it about?”
Her smile turned vicious as she glared daggers at him. “Oh, let me read it to you. List of cons when considering the unlikely possibility of dating the Golden Girl herself, Hermione Granger.”
Fuck.
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