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“One more time, kitten,” Nathaniel coaxed. “I couldn’t quite hear that.”
Teddy’s face burned, but he refused to let Nathaniel deter him.
“Julius’s Owner lets him cum,” he managed to get out between his gritted teeth, muscles starting to tremble as the strain from the position started to set into his bones.
Nathaniel hummed in consideration, still stroking Teddy’s ass, as if to associate the wavering pleasure and vulnerability with having his sensitive rim teased.
“That’s interesting,” he said. “I could have sworn that Joseph had that tom neutered.”
Teddy squirmed, immediately lowering his ears as if to hide the small cap that had been notched at the top of his left ear, signaling his own “TNR” status.
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When the emperor first summoned her, they were a fresh-faced youth, not at all suited for court politics. Now their face was wrinkled, olive skin showing the wear and tear of old age. The hands that decided the kingdom's fate were covered in liver spots, veins prominent against the sagging skin.
Other demons were obsessed with youth and beauty, but Ava found herself more charmed by Golzar as the decades passed. Stress, disease, their body falling apart—this is how far Golzar would go to pursue their goal. It was unacceptable they give in, right as the flower was about to bloom.
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aka one old, nb butch gets advice from their totally not evil lesbian demon partner.
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”He’s relatively high support needs,” the Dom explained. “He was diagnosed a couple months ago, and has been in and out of therapy sessions. We’ve tried returning to a classroom session that many Littles thrive in, but it hasn’t been working quite how we’d like to see.”
The stranger made a noise of contemplation in his throat, his eyebrows pulling together as he listened to the other Dom.
“Our in-house therapist got him pretty sub-y for your first meeting,” the Dom continued. “So he won’t have a lot to say, but we’ve found that this is the best way to introduce Littles and other subs to a new dynamic.”
The stranger’s eyes immediately softened.
”Well,” he said, offering a hand to Pup. “It is a pleasure to meet you.”
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- Part 3 of diagnosis universe
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The Wet Cunt Workplace is a slutty, trope-filled free-use office that every whore in the big city wants on their resume. Every department is set up to tease, torture, and tantalize its employees, conditioning them into service for each other’s use and degradation, but more importantly, for the investors.
The defining feature of the workspace is the uniform requirement demanded of each and every newly hired slut.
If you work at the WCW, you must have a wet cunt.
Regardless of gender and no matter the genitals, every new slutty employee at the WCW must be dripping and horny whenever they are on the clock, or risk severe consequences if they are caught going against company rules.
After months of edging and denying themselves to make sure they are up to high standards of the WCW, they Pavlov themselves. All it takes is a little extra conditioning, perhaps some hypnotic D&I seminars, and the firm hand to guide their development, and they quickly become the best little whores to have under your desk, bouncing on your cock, or humping your thigh to get you through a long workday.
And at the head of it all is the Boss.
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Elliot’s phone chimed--a unique alert that he chose for each person in his contacts, and Willi cocked his head.
A beat after the notification, Elliot’s caged cock gave a kick, squirting a bit of precum onto his thigh.
Elliot jumped up with a soft curse, grabbing his napkin and bringing it between his legs. He blushed, holding it there as he opened his phone.
Willi knew his owner had a crush.
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- Part 2 of sexual service dogs
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Trans!Gordon X Matthew, not at all based or inspired by another trans puppy sub :^)
Also known as the AU where Gordon hates cats. A lot.
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Aka guide on how to gaslight someone into abuse.
AU where Gordon is a puppy boy, Matthew is actually Kind, until he isn’t, and ridiculous excuses and in universe pseudoscience. Have fun reading!
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My collection of original short oneshots for Kinktober 2025.
Mainly M/M. Prompts in the titles. Detailed tags at the beginning of every chapter.
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- Part 5 of Degenerate Smut
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06 Jan 2026
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two milkmen walk into an apartment by Anonymous
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
05 Apr 2024
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When Francis Mosses arrived back home after a bad day, he had made two mistakes. One, he forgot to lock the door; two, he didn't pick up the phone when the doorman came to check in on him. Now a doppelganger is inside his apartment but this mistake may be his best yet.
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30 Nov 2025
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You’d screwed your eyes shut for a moment, as if willing yourself to wake up from a dream. Of course, when you opened them again, he was still sitting right in front of you, your hand tenderly clasped in his, his gaze full of softness and understanding. And of course, that twisted, confusing tendril of need inside you had only curled over itself and grown deeper into your gut. The seed had been planted, and the roots were taking hold of you.
“Just…” Your voice had been barely more than a whisper. You felt claws in your throat; a monster trying to climb its way out. A fatal mistake threatening to make itself. You swallowed harshly. “Just… Help me, then.”
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30 Nov 2025
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Lucas loses a bet.
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Monroe’s thighs quiver, his fingers clawing at the sheets as he tips over the edge. There’s a pressure in his belly and a pop! before liquid gushes out of him. His stomach cramps, a gasping cry breaking from his throat. It wouldn’t be the first time Conrad has made him come so hard it hurts, but as pain surges through him he knows something is different this time. It’s not the usual pleasant ache but real, red-hot pain.
Monroe goes into labour in the middle of sex... Conrad isn't done.
Kinktober '23: Day 1 + 10: Denial & Body Fluids
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- Part 1 of Gurotica's Dead Dove Kinktober '23
- Part 1 of Momo & Connie
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