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    Trans!Gordon X Matthew, not at all based or inspired by another trans puppy sub :^)

    Also known as the AU where Gordon hates cats. A lot.

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    Aka guide on how to gaslight someone into abuse.

    AU where Gordon is a puppy boy, Matthew is actually Kind, until he isn’t, and ridiculous excuses and in universe pseudoscience. Have fun reading!

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  1. Rec 89

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    "I am your blade. The only time a sword should leave its master's hip is when drawn into its master's palm. Is that not so?"

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    The prisoner was shorn nearly bald but for the faintest silver fuzz of hair left to him, barefoot yet a head taller than the rest, clad in shackles wrist and ankle yet hissing and fighting every step of the way, as though being led to his execution.

    Then he caught sight of Percy—Percy's mech—and stopped short. From madly writhing to sudden uncanny stillness, he took it in, horrified, fascinated, with wide eyes that shone the lambent Lunar silver of a native.

    A moon dweller. An enemy combatant. A prisoner of war.

    When Percy's mech takes catastrophic damage in battle, he urgently needs a technician who can untangle him from the machine. But resources are limited on the front lines.

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  3. Rec 14

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    There was a monster on the ground at Sam Steel's feet. It was naked and flushed, and looked exactly like a human except for the horns and tail curling out from its skull and spine respectively. And, arguably, the look on its face.

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  4. Rec 14

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    Most would have considered it a paradise.

    It was anything but to Cadell.

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  5. Rec 14

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    Prince Amr finds himself awaken to a mob of his people.

    What they seek is not an audience with him, but rather to defile his royal holes.

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