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Exploring the universe, 100 words at a time.
A drabble collection of the Second Doctor's era.
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>>> REQUEST ACCESS: Nemorensis File Archive
// FILE REQUEST: Files recorded between 12005.279—12006.029.
// SUMMARY:> File archive contains records relevant to the integration of [DATA EXPUNGED] into the Core Intelligence System. Records trace system diagnostics, behavioural anomaly reports, document excerpts, incident logs, audio-video transcripts, internal communications…
>> BEGIN FILE REVIEW? [ Y / N ]
In the furthest reaches of the New Roman Empire lies Nemorensis: a colony-world dedicated to mineral extraction and scientific innovation. The Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe explore what the colony has to offer, all of it encased within great glass domes against the harsh, hazy skies.
But when the Doctor vanishes without a trace, it's up to Jamie and Zoe to bring him home.
[Updates regularly on Saturdays]
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- Part 1 of Nemorensis
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An afternoon with Jamie and Céline during the summer of 1908.
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Wag Like a Little Wiener Dog (For Jamie in Drag) by timeisweird for whatifdanwasinthewargames
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
08 Feb 2026
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The Doctor, Jamie, and Victoria investigate a string of disappearances at a house of ill repute. This requires one of them to go undercover. It is not going to be the Doctor, and it is most certainly not going to be Victoria.
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someone is drawing a bath to wash you clean (someone is digging your grave) by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
21 Jan 2026
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He won't.
Even though Jamie offered—said, once, when the fever was first climbing, it's what ye do when the blood runs too hot. Ye bleed the man—and then softer, as if it settled the matter, I wouldn't mind. If it steadies you. No sense in us both being poorly.
As though it were practical. As though it were not exactly the thing the Doctor could not have. As though it were not exactly the thing he craved down to the marrow.
When Jamie grows feverish after an injury, the Doctor must race against time and his own hunger. There are rules he's determined to keep, and only one place left to turn. The road carries him to a castle whose master knows him well.
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- Part 1 of Studies in Appetite
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Being sick is miserable. Being sick two centuries out of time is worse.
Jamie gets the flu. John takes care of him.
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- Part 3 of Only Jamie Knows
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>>> [SYS_CORE]: Access request: visual feed: Dormitory 7, Sapphire House, Zone 2: Feed 01 (Bedroom)
// RESPONSE: Access Granted
// Loading feed…Waiting for clearance to visit the Doctor, Jamie keeps himself occupied.
The Core watches.
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- Part 2 of Nemorensis
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alright if you're alright (okay if you're okay) by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
07 Dec 2025
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'You're like me!' / 'Oh! Well, I suppose it'd seem that way to you, yes.'
The Doctor and Jamie finally, finally, fall into bed together—but before they get down to business, Jamie has some questions as to what the Doctor's got going on down there.
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The Doctor's latest task from the Time Lords is to return home an errant alien. This proves more difficult than anticipated.
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'My assistant here is strong-willed and stubborn as anything. He would be the perfect subject to demonstrate my methods.'
An alien organisation seeks to conquer through hypnotic conditioning of the local population. The Doctor's plan is simple: infiltrate their ranks and shut them down from within. But to do so, he must first prove his usefulness.
Posted for TwoJamie week 2025 Day 1's prompt: Trust (Fall)
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It felt like living someone else’s dream. He wasn't sure if it was his, or the Doctor's, or some daft mixture of the two. Whatever it was, it was a life made of borrowed hours and false walls, and he'd stepped into it like it was home.
Saturday morning with John and Jamie—domesticity, deceit, and the truth hidden under a tarp at the end of the garden.
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- Part 2 of Only Jamie Knows
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Jamie hadn't any interest in anatomy. At least, not until the Doctor had suggested their present activity. Then he'd considered himself an avid student of the anatomical sciences.
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…Which left them in the medical bay, the Doctor on the autosurgeon’s table, and Martha's hands at the controls as she peeled alien hardware out of his nervous system.
Posted for TenMartha week 2025's Day One prompt: Doctor/Patient.
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like it's always been this way (if only we belonged here) by timeisweird
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
12 Aug 2025
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Manchester, 1980-something. John Smith is a mild-mannered clarinettist. His boyfriend, Jamie McCrimmon, keeps a fob watch tucked away in his kilt's sporran. Neither are quite who they seem to be.
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- Part 1 of Only Jamie Knows
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Whatever happened to Jamie's guard uniform from The Enemy of the World?
This is one possibility.
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Caught in the chaos of a besieged city, Jamie is gravely wounded. The Doctor does what he can to keep him calm while help arrives.
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Under the rubble of a war-torn sky, looking for survivors Jamie finds a stranger. Unlike the others, he isn't hurt, he isn't dying, and he knows Jamie's name.
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The Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe spend a day at the beach.
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He was a war piper. A Highlander. He could have survived going back, could even have accepted it, if only he could reminisce on what had once been.
The moments before Jamie returns to Culloden.
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The Doctor works. Jamie keeps still.