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A sugar daddy AU that barely even qualifies as a sugar daddy AU, because these two can't do anything right.
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04 Jul 2025
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An absolute delight from start to finish
Splenda“He gives TED talks about medical device design. He’s harmless.”
“Better than harmless,” Al says, idly. “I’m ninety percent sure he’s a himbo.”
“He’s not buff enough to be a himbo,” Ed says. “And I think he’s smarter than he lets on.” He senses Winry opening her mouth. “Not in a bad way.”
“Ed,” she says, in the Patient Voice, “can you please explain to me why giving TED talks automatically disqualifies someone from being capable of murder?”
“I bet you have to sign a waiver,” Ed says, blinking up at her. “Aren’t they pretty protective of the brand?”
Winry scowls at him. “Fifty bucks says that his next TED talk will be on catfishing stupid sugar babies and then chloroforming them in the basement.”
“We internet-stalked his house, too,” Al says.
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If there are handcuffs, he’s out the window after all—he’s kind of into that under normal circumstances, but it’s the sort of kink that you probably shouldn’t entertain in situations where the possibility of murder is still on the table next to the salt.
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They’re never gonna know that you want them to stay unless you ask them to.”
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“You are my angel,” he says.“If you ever say that to my face again,” Ed says, as Roy starts towards the door, grin going terrifically smug; “I’m gonna be the angel of death, sendin’ your dumb ass to the other side faster than you can blink.”
“Good point,” Roy says, in front of a foyer full of total strangers, as he reaches the door. “I’ll say it behind your back from now on.”
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Flowers on his car didn’t exist in a vacuum: they were the product of a person’s work, and that person had a life, and Roy spent time thinking about it, whether or not their paths would ever cross.
A lot of people don’t. A lot of people just don’t give a shit.
Sometimes you have to—not give a shit, that is. Sometimes you have to batten down the hatches and build up the walls, because if you try to care about everybody, you won’t survive. Sometimes you have to put yourself first. Sometimes you have to condense your inner circle down to just the ones who matter most. Sometimes you don’t have any sympathy to spare. -
Absolute Truths by ThePandaPopo
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Aug 2020
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When Felix and Sylvain get hit with a dark magic spell that reverts them back to children, the Resistance Army gets a deeper look into their bond and learn 5 absolute truths that form the foundation of their relationship.
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5 undeniable facts of Sylvain and Felix’s relationship.
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Kitten Song by Sunnybone
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
13 Mar 2020
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While your soulmate is listening to music, you can hear it, too; Sylvain is going to use his soulmate's obsession with songs about Swamp Beasties and Kittens and Crumbs and Yums to hunt them down.
A Sylvix soulmate AU based on a prompt from the prompt generator
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Five times Winona Kirk was a badass mom, and one time she realized she’d raised an equally badass son.