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From the script of Episode 5: The Luck Navigators:
ALTHAAR touches JOHN. JOHN loses control of all bodily functions as ALTHAAR makes more sad noises.
BKLGRHCH
Success!AOOOAOOOAOOOAOOO
You’ve almost pinned the meters! This has to be it! Come, Bklgrhch, we must feed these readings into the ship’s computer at once! Thank you, John and Althaar! Thank you!JOHN groans weakly as the Navigators whoosh out.
ALTHAAR
Althaar will fetch the supplies of cleaning... Would FriendJohn appreciate a hot choc-o-late?JOHN
Please just... be somewhere else, ok Althaar?I love this scene so much. I had no choice but to write a hurt/comfort fic.
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(Podfic of) Like Water on Stone by Matsinko by tinytardismilkshake for matsinko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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On the way back from a mission, a sudden storm forces Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu to take shelter in a small inn.
This podfic was created for Otno for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025!
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After escaping the Dreamlands, John and Arthur have settled down in Harper's Hill and both befriended Lilly. Now that they've found a suitable ritual, the time has finally come to put John into a new (well, used) body. The ritual goes well, but one problem becomes apparent: John has pneumonia. With the help of his two best friends, John grapples with what it really means to have a body.
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Keter’s human status is… complicated. When they cross paths with Althaar in the hallway, they must decide whether to keep their eyes averted or challenge what they know about themself.
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Since Tumblr brought boops back for Halloween, I had to make a new skin to match! This site skin puts a picture of the skeleton boop paw in the header, changes the background color to black, uses an off-white for text and tags, and has orange accents. Let me know if you have any questions or comments!
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- Part 4 of Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins
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Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins by tinytardismilkshake
Fandom No Fandom, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers
31 Oct 2024
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John and Arthur settle down in the Dreamlands, and John ends up back in a monstrous body. Arthur can't look directly at him, but that's not going to stop them from being domestic.
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These are my favorite things I’ve written for my sideblog undertaleimaginefics.tumblr.com .
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Little and Broken, But Still Good by kingdomchain
Fandoms: Hello From The Hallowoods (Podcast)
07 Oct 2022
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One Tuesday afternoon, Polly gets a call: his nephew has been suddenly orphaned and it's now on him to take care of six-year-old Mort. If it were up to him alone, it would surely end in disaster. Fortunately, his friend-slash-drinking buddy Yaretzi isn't going to let that happen. Together, they may just be able to make a family.
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- Part 1 of Playing House
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07 Apr 2024
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Arthur and Parker are struggling private investigators in beautiful, terrible Arkham. A mysterious, immensely wealthy man who introduces himself as Iscariot has a case that they can't refuse. John, his violent son who has strewn a pile of corpses in his wake, has kidnapped his brother Yellow. Iscariot fears that John may act against Yellow if they make a move. Arthur and Parker's mission? To go undercover at the local middle-school and keep a careful eye on the duo.
John and Yellow are newcomers to Arkham. Being a god fragment and burdened by destiny would be difficult for anyone, but to make matters worse, Yellow is also twelve. John is desperate not only to blend into human society, but also to keep Yellow safe - and happy - and loved.
And nobody will stop him.
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05 Feb 2026
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Undisturbed by the Cacophony by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
29 Sep 2024
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What made Parker peel a drunk off of a sticky bar counter? How did that lead to Arthur joining him on a case? How did that lead to them sharing a life and a home?
One day Parker Yang stumbles over the long legs of a drunk in an alley. He doesn't think much of it at the time, but both their lives are about to change.
For the Malevolent Big Bang 2024!!!!!!
(Title from War on Everything by Joshua Burnside)
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Reflect, Refract by Blue_Ink_Scribbles
Fandoms: The Mistholme Museum of Mystery Morbidity and Mortality (Podcast)
09 Sep 2023
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The Mother Program lies on the floor of the auxiliary security station and plots murder.
It's not the only thing she does. She has a lot of time on her metaphorical hands. She misses her daughter. She misses the other Mother Program. She misses her daughter some more. She counts the buttons on the consoles, and the ports on the consoles, and the types of port on the consoles, and the teeth currently visible behind the unfortunate Officer Brooks' wizened, retreating lips. She misses her daughter. She does enough maths to conclude that there would be at least 136 screws of various sizes visible in the room if she wasn't on the floor. She does some more maths with gear ratios and spring coefficients, just to give her mind something to do. She counts exhibits that she remembers and loses patience trying to decide whether the Mass Hysteria room counts as one or three. She misses her daughter.
She plots murder.
(Roleswap AU: the Mother Program does tours, the Museum Guard does security. This really does not make the former more pacifistic or the latter less kind.)
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03 Apr 2024
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Squeaky swings and tall grass by WordsINeededToGetOut for safe_ship_harbored
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
11 Aug 2024
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John wants to play on a swingset and Arthur is happy to indulge him.
Bookmarked by tinytardismilkshake
08 Oct 2025