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From the script of Episode 5: The Luck Navigators:
ALTHAAR touches JOHN. JOHN loses control of all bodily functions as ALTHAAR makes more sad noises.
BKLGRHCH
Success!AOOOAOOOAOOOAOOO
You’ve almost pinned the meters! This has to be it! Come, Bklgrhch, we must feed these readings into the ship’s computer at once! Thank you, John and Althaar! Thank you!JOHN groans weakly as the Navigators whoosh out.
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Althaar will fetch the supplies of cleaning... Would FriendJohn appreciate a hot choc-o-late?JOHN
Please just... be somewhere else, ok Althaar?I love this scene so much. I had no choice but to write a hurt/comfort fic.
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(Podfic of) Like Water on Stone by Matsinko by tinytardismilkshake for matsinko
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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On the way back from a mission, a sudden storm forces Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu to take shelter in a small inn.
This podfic was created for Otno for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025!
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After escaping the Dreamlands, John and Arthur have settled down in Harper's Hill and both befriended Lilly. Now that they've found a suitable ritual, the time has finally come to put John into a new (well, used) body. The ritual goes well, but one problem becomes apparent: John has pneumonia. With the help of his two best friends, John grapples with what it really means to have a body.
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Keter’s human status is… complicated. When they cross paths with Althaar in the hallway, they must decide whether to keep their eyes averted or challenge what they know about themself.
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Since Tumblr brought boops back for Halloween, I had to make a new skin to match! This site skin puts a picture of the skeleton boop paw in the header, changes the background color to black, uses an off-white for text and tags, and has orange accents. Let me know if you have any questions or comments!
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- Part 4 of Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins
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Dark themed skin with a picture of a cat (sourced from Pixabay) in the header. Also color codes tags, gives the drop down header menus multiple colors, and makes other small aesthetic changes.
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- Part 3 of Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins
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Title from “Driving Into the Sun” by Pepper Coyote.
When John first got his eldritch body, Arthur saw him and passed out. Arthur is curious what will happen if he tries again.
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- Part 3 of Domestic Dreamlands AU
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Includes a header that replaces the "beta" in the site logo with an image of a boop button from Tumblr's 2024 April Fools "boop" event, suggested Wizard settings, and optional additional CSS for changing the colors of tags and comments.
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- Part 2 of Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins
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Dark Mode AO3 King in Yellow Site Skin by tinytardismilkshake
Fandoms: The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers, No Fandom
03 Apr 2024
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Are you devoted to the King in Yellow? Do read a lot of fanfiction about him (in any adaptation) and want your AO3 experience to reflect that? Then try out this theme!
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- Part 1 of Tinytardismilkshake Makes Site Skins
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Alive in Full Bloom by tinytardismilkshake for BunnieSkull
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
19 Mar 2024
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Title from "I'll Be Your Girl" by The Decemberists
Back on earth, after the chaos, John helps Arthur explore the world outside of gendered expectations.
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As If I Was Real by tinytardismilkshake for A_Canceled_Stamp
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
16 Mar 2024
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After investigating Harper’s Hill but before visiting the mysterious island, John and Arthur take an extra night to rest.
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Around the time Part 20 came out, I filled two prompts for the ask game “Things You Said” on Tumblr. These are those fills.
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A Completely Normal Dreamlands Tea Time by tinytardismilkshake for Who_First
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
23 Dec 2023
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Not satisfied with just the peaches, Arthur decides to try some other foods that were left behind in Frank's apartment. He and John learn about some strange and probably-harmless properties of Dreamlands food and drinks.
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Mere Hours by tinytardismilkshake for peternurphy
Fandoms: Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft
31 Oct 2023
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After the events of Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath, Randolph Carter finds he did not escape unscathed. Nyarlathotep has also experienced some unexpected consequences. Souls now bound, Carter and Nyarlathotep must reunite to settle this matter for good.
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John and Arthur have successfully separated, but John can't remember what that means. He can't remember much of anything except his friend Arthur, who is by his side as always.
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This Body Loves (Is Loved) by tinytardismilkshake for isxbella
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)
19 Feb 2023
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Being in love is complicated when you've lived so long and lost so much. But maybe, sometimes, it's that simple.
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John and Arthur find a place to sleep for the night. It's not ideal, but an unexpected visitor provides a reprieve.
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Love is Stored in the Nest by tinytardismilkshake for Digitalis_Obscura
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
12 Oct 2022
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Prompt: "au where jarthur get back to earth, just unabashed fluff and nothing bad happens."
John and Arthur are living on Earth, sharing a body and making it work.
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A Listener Seeking to Celebrate in a New Way by tinytardismilkshake
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast), Monstrous Agonies (Podcast)
25 Jul 2022
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Our first letter tonight comes from a listener seeking to celebrate in a new way.
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Arthur writes into the advice column of the Nightfolk Network. -
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At Frank's campsite, Arthur and John decide not to go for the book, and Blinky follows them further into the mountain. What horrors will they face in the depths? How will John and Arthur handle them together? Could Blinky possibly be any cuter?