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but we were in screaming color by tunacucumber
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Nov 2023
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It feels inevitable, somehow, when he grabs Jason by the collar of his shirt and tugs him forward.
it starts with a ridiculous heatwave.
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the same damn thing that made my heart surrender by xingqiu (tunacucumber)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Feb 2023
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They’d never had much in the way of secrets between them; between Heizou’s razor-sharp intuition and Kazuha’s natural affinity for the slightest changing of winds, it would have been impossible- and Kazuha wants to tell him things. Wants Heizou to be able to tell him things too.
That being said, Kazuha has no idea how to look him in the eyes and say I’m going to make you a mother.
heizou wants a baby. among other things.
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- Part 4 of so scarlet, it was maroon
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love me 'til i see the sunshine (say you'll never leave me) by xingqiu (tunacucumber)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Sep 2022
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“I am a great lover of beauty.” Kaedehara continues, red eyes unreadable over the rim of his teacup. “That is why I cannot help but notice when a work of art is filled with so much sadness.”
And Heizou, loath as he is to admit it, is caught off guard.
“You asked me why I summoned you here today- I have an offer. I want to make you happy.”
to trap a free bird, you must first clip its wings.
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- Part 3 of so scarlet, it was maroon
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and you come to me on a summer breeze by xingqiu (tunacucumber)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Sep 2022
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sara manhandles heizou into taking a break, and kazuha just so happens to be returning after months spent at sea.
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- Part 2 of so scarlet, it was maroon
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(it didn't scare me) when the earthquake happened by xingqiu (tunacucumber)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Aug 2022
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“I’ll never let you take that back.” Heizou rasps. Kazuha cups his chin and tilts their faces closer, hoping he can hear the silent devotion belying his words. “I never will.”
a detective and an ex-fugitive fall in love in the most mundane of ways.
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- Part 1 of so scarlet, it was maroon
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so scarlet, it was maroon by xingqiu (tunacucumber)
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Feb 2023
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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04 Mar 2026
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A fog is rolling in with the strange power to force people to speak the truth.
Things couldn't go worse.
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02 Sep 2025
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can't promise tomorrow, but i can promise tonight by honeybakedtea
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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In no universe should he have to witness Mydei’s hand linger on Phainon’s shoulder for a moment longer than what two friends consider proper, and then watch as Mydei flexes his hand right afterwards, clearly so affected by it. Like something straight out of March’s romance novels.
Seriously, Phainon’s eyes had softened when he looked at Mydei. Multiple times. In public! And here Caelus thought eyes could only soften in Jing Yuan fanfiction.
Dan Heng gives him a look. “Phainon and Mydei are good friends. They’re bound to bicker every once in a while.”
Caelus sits up, wholly indignant. “Have you seen them,” he demands.
In which Caelus meddles.
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- Part 1 of pitbull hsr
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29 Jul 2025
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the sun, ardent by liuterine for Legendaerie
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Mar 2025
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“...Dare I ask?”
“Sex curio,” Jade says solemnly, and offers no explanation beyond that. Not that that requires any further clarification beyond the ‘how’ and the ‘...why is that even a thing?’
He does have one other question, however. Just this once, he reasons with himself, he will swallow his pride for feeling the grating need to ask it.
“So, the good doctor—was he caught up in the crossfire, so to speak?”
“He was.”
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Ratio falls under the spell of a sex curio.
Aventurine helps.Bookmarked by tunacucumber
21 Jul 2025
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Shizun, I Don’t Think This Is What It Means To Have A Frog In Your Throat by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
05 Jun 2024
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After losing a fight to a frog in the wilderness of Nanping Mountain, Chu Wanning finds himself cursed with the inability to shut up.
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20 Nov 2024